Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Jan. 17)

Sure, you could start your week by watching the NFL playoffs. But if it’s rousing physical contact you’re seeking, may we suggest you delve into our weekly guide of best porn scenes instead? There’s one for every day of the week, and each is available for individual purchase.

Lights, camera(man), action

“So, introduce yourselves!” By the time Jewelz Blu and Leda Elizabeth are asked this, they’ve already introduced themselves to each other in the best way imaginable: with a passionate girl/girl scene. As it all is winding down, the cameraman asks if he can leave the video rolling so he can capture some behind-the-scenes footage. His intentions might not be quite so innocent, though, as the casual interview gets steamier and steamier until it all turns into another sex scene, this time featuring four people! It’s a fun twist on the usual group-sex formula, lending it a new flavor and the feel of a spontaneous hookup. (The casual manner of the cameraman allows the viewer to imagine themselves in his shoes, as was no doubt intended by the filmmakers.)

Sneaky sex with Jaye Summers

Say that you’re attending a boring cookout and you want to spice things up having some surreptitious naughty fun. You could get really creative and slide you lover’s dick in between some hotdog buns . . . no, seriously, that actually happens in this scene! It’s the sort of unusual visual that the Sneaky Sex series is famous for, but it doesn’t stop there. After Jaye Summers and her partner spread themselves all over the checkered outdoor tablecloth, they climb up into a tree and somehow manage to have sex there without harming themselves. (This qualifies as porn stuntwork if we’ve ever seen such a thing!) Ever nimble, they return to the ground to finish things off. 

Alina Lopez’s phys ed fuck

We always thought that inflated exercise ball was intended for, you know, exercise, but don’t tell Alina Lopez that! She’s intent on using it as a prop for her sexual adventures, which start with some good, old-fashioned masturbation as she bounces atop the ball. (We’re also treated to several eye-popping shots of of Alina’s jiggling booty.) The phys ed theme disappears almost as quickly as it arrived, but no matter — the real goods of the scene are in Alina and Logan Long‘s excellent chemistry. (Alina will probably gain a few calories for the thick load she takes on the tongue, but judging by the scene, she’ll shed them right back in her next sexy “workout.”)

First hotwife

Keely Rose is in for a treat . . . and so, for that matter, is the audience! This gorgeous redheaded newbie gets her biggest showcase role yet as a wife who gets the rare chance to sample a hot stud who isn’t her husband. The scene crackles with a wonderful anticipatory energy as the two size each other up, their attraction growing increasingly obvious. It’s nice piece of acting by Rose, particularly for a new performer, and Chad White matches her skill with a solid turn of his own. The action itself is also very sexy, particularly the moment when Chad slides his dick in between Rose’s breasts.

Purple Bitch is back

“Colorful” is the word that comes to mind when we watch the unique work of Purple Bitch (aka Taty). Colorful in name, colorful in accessories, and colorful in the flavorful anime themes she spotlights in her movies and scenes. It’s toy time in this segment, first with an elegant glass dildo and then with an almost Seussian rainbow-tinged toy. Both are destined to limber up Taty’s booty as her brightly arrayed room provides appropriately cheery atmosphere. 

Kendra is fixing for a fuck

You have to wonder what on earth is wrong with Kendra Sunderland‘s character’s husband. He has a world-class beauty at home, but he seems to have lost all interest in her. “Lately it seems he would rather talk about me than touch me, and it’s driving me insane,” Kendra grumbles. As Kendra bemoans her current situation, we’re treated to a brief but very erotic scene of her masturbating in a tub. “If my husband can’t give me what I want, what I need, I’ll find somebody who will,” she thinks to herself as she rubs herself ever closer to orgasm. Then, as if by magic, a lusty lover appears, ready to give Kendra exactly what she’s been missing. (Poignantly, it’s implied that all may just be a daydream.) The scene captures sexual longing very nicely, and Kendra Sunderland looks astonishingly gorgeous in every frame.

You bet (on Gia DiMarco)

When Gia DiMarco starts screaming “Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!” with the rat-a-tat delivery of a Thompson submachine gun, you had better start doing what she asks. Anal sex is what’s on her mind today, and she’s fully prepped and ready, thanks to judicious application of a glass dildo. (We love the way that Evil Angel is able to incorporate anal prep into its scenes without it ever seeming anything less than an organic part of the scene’s artistic whole.) Gia is tremendously vocal and energetic throughout, constantly exhorting Jason Moody to pound her harder and deeper. At the scene’s end, she goes through a remarkable series of expressions and gasps as she anticipates Moody’s cumshot. When Gia is onscreen, you dare not look away . . . nor would you want to!