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Amsterdam Theater Offers 5D Porn Experience

You’re probably familiar with 3D and virtual reality, but have you ever heard of 5D porn? Nope, you’re not seeing things. That says “5D.” A theater in Amsterdam’s Red Light District is offering an adult experience that goes wildly beyond the simple flat images that have been porn’s mainstay since its inception. Just how does […]

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Man Accidentally Pipes Porn Audio Into a Wedding Toast

Oops! Many porn-watchers can probably recall an embarrassing experience when they knocked the earphones out of their phone and inadvertently blared porn sounds to roommates or neighbors. Or opened up a browser tab with a friend nearby only to realize the site last visited was pure porn (Adult Empire, perhaps). Whatever your embarrassing story is, […]

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Thanksgiving porn

The Plot Thickens: Thanksgiving Edition

“The Plot Thickens” is a continuing series of AE blog posts where we take a look at porn’s most entertaining, corny, and/or bizarre plotlines and sequences. (See previous installments here.) Thanksgiving! It’s a time for family, food, fellowship . . . and handjobs under the table? Sure, maybe your Thanksgiving dinner is firmly in G-rated […]

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National Donut Day (The Naughty Version)

It all began with me yelling out loud, “Something smells damn good!” As I looked around 6th Street of Austin, Texas, amongst the bars and pizza joints, I see good old Voodoo Donut. I had heard, and seen through pornstar Instagram photos that they are known for having a cock-‘n’-balls donut. A big black cock-‘n’-balls […]

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