Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Sept. 13)

We keep it classy with this week’s opening scene, but hardcore fanatics need not worry! There’s also plenty of ultra-explicit porn madness to spare in this brand spankin’ new edition of “Best Porn Scenes.” 

Skinny dipping

Director Erika Lust’s movies and scenes generate a lot of press. Isn’t it time you saw what all the fuss was about? This sequence is almost poetic in its elegant simplicity: two lovers enjoy the caress of each other’s arms, their embrace as languorous and sensual as the waves that lap the beach around them. Lust is subtle enough as a director to leave a great deal to the imagination, while still providing enough erotic interest to arouse and gratify. Though the scene is just 10 minutes long, it has a full arch, with flirtation foreplay, passionate sex, and then a refreshing swim as afterglow. 

Harley Dean: power agent 

It’s not easy to look like a full-on sexpot while simultaneously appearing completely professional, but Harley Dean manages it. She cuts quite a figure in this scene from Ebony Power Agent, with cleavage threatening to jump out of her shirt, yet also perfectly embodies the persona of smart, sharp real estate agent. If you’ve ever gone house hunting and wished that you could drop a holding deposit, so to speak, on the agent showing you the prospective purchase, this scene is for you! Dean captures the sale by taking a sweet, thick cumshot to the mouth. Where do we sign?

Young & petite Lena Anderson

“Sometimes I get so turned on, I worry the photographer will see a wet spot on my panties,” muses Lena Anderson in her voice-over monologue. She’s an aspiring model with an intense focus on realizing her dream, but her exhibitionist side means that she gets worked up during photoshoots. Thankfully, the photographer is only too happy to see Lena drop her veneer of professionalism and cut loose! He sets his camera aside and they slip into bed, where he spreads Lena’s legs wide. As is appropriate for a scene that takes place during a fashion shoot, the look and tone is glamorous and high key.

Shape up or ship out

Director Ricky Greenwood is very adept at pairing older and younger female performers in a way that creates maximum screens fireworks. He did it previously in his Sinful Nun series, and he manages it again in this final scene from Reform School Girls, which contains certain thematic echoes of the earlier nun series. You’ll need to watch the movie in full to understand the complete context of the Penny Pax/Helena Locke hookup presented here, but in the end, their onscreen chemistry needs little explanation!

Trans train threesome

Oh, if it’s a trans train, we are all aboard indeed! Aubrey Kate doesn’t need much convincing, either. (“You know I like to suck dick and I get bored very easily,” she mentions at one point early in the scene, in a compelling indicator of how sexually supercharged she really is.) She’s visiting her former roomie (Casey Kisses), who has told her current flame (Febby Twigs) all about Aubrey’s horny ways. The meet-and-greet at the door is merely a prelude for things to “cum”: Febby sucking off Aubrey while she takes a phone call, and the later the “trans train” of the title, with all three performers stacked atop one another. 

Craving anal: Khloe Kapri

Khloe Kapri waltzes around a room covered in rose petals, wearing heels and stockings to match. It looks almost like an old-school music video or perhaps an outtake from a scene in American Beauty, but when Steve Holmes enters the scenes, matters take a quick turn from glam to hardcore. She sucks his dick before Holmes plunges a butt plug deep into her booty. It’s all part of the warm-up for the anal pounding to follow! Holmes set the pace here, bringing out some of Kapri’s best and most passionate work thus far. 

Anal threesome with London and Jasmine

We promised in the intro that we’d wrap this week up with a healthy dose of hardcore. With three straight scenes featuring anal action to end the roundup, we’d like to think we’ve delivered on that promise! It all starts in eye-popping fashion as Jasmine Jae and London River give us an intimate look at their enormous chests and ample booties! Frankly, that alone is enough to get anyone’s engine running, but the scene is far from above. It’s all merely preamble to a rip-roaring anal threesome, Mike Adriano style!

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