Sex Toys Ward Off Would-Be Robber
Sex toys are designed for pleasure, but some are so hefty and intimidating, they look like they could be used as lethal bludgeons. Consider Adult Empire’s review of the Deep End Probe: “When it’s not pleasuring your deepest regions anally, it can also be used as a blunt weapon to ward off incoming attackers,” says reviewer RainbowPaws jokingly. One look at the toy, however, and you’ll see what he means. “Weaponized” sex toys came in handy during a recent robbery attempt in California, where sex shop employees warded off a criminal by heaving novelties at him.
Watch security camera footage of the attempted robbery:
“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” one store employee told ABC 7. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.”
“I think he was a coward,” said another employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that were pretty feisty.”
It’s a bit hard to tell what toys are being thrown at the robber in the vid, but one assumes they’re probably dildos of some sort. The aptly named Manrammer: Extreme from Falcon (pictured in the featured image) also looks like it could do some serious damage, so we’re thinking shops in high-risk areas should stock a few extras just in case.
The security footage also calls to mind the GIF-ready moment when a New Zealand MP took a large pink dildo to the face.
