Siri Schools You in Oral

Earlier this year Siri hosted an Ask Me Anything session on Reddit. One fan asked for tips on giving cunnilingus to please the ladies. Check out what the curvaceous superstar dished out for advice on how to leave your woman satisfied:

You know, I don’t think there’s any universal technique for eating pussy that all women enjoy.
The best thing is to just ask the girl what she likes. And I guarantee you she won’t think you’re weird or inexperienced. Only experienced men have the forethought to actually ask a woman what she likes in bed. Generally, there are a few pieces of information you need to know:

•Does she like light touch/pressure, or a firmer touch?
•Does she like an up-down or side-to-side rubbing or licking action, or a circular rubbing/licking action?
•Does she like faster motion or slower, steadier motion?
•Does she like any finger insertion at all while being eaten? Some girls don’t. It’s really better to not assume we all do.

Hopefully she’s comfortable to let you know when you’re doing it all right, and to keep doing it that way. Once you find the right “groove” you’d usually need to keep doing it exactly like that for several more minutes and as she builds toward orgasm (either you ask if she’s close or she’ll tell you) then you slightly increase the intensity, speed, or pressure (or all three) until she explodes.

DO NOT under any circumstances try to mimic whatever weird-ass “make a girl squirt in five seconds!” finger tricks you’ve seen on the internet. Honestly, the dumbest thing you can do is attack a vagina with your mouth/fingers/penis assuming that you’re going to successfully make it squirt. And if you do do that and she “squirts” on you it’s highly likely that she was just peeing, the squirting equivalent of a fake orgasm.