Pee Wee Goes Porn Parody

Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody from Vivid Video

Back in the seventies and eighties, movie parodies were common, but only somewhat successful in paying homage to their Hollywood inspirations. Often, a standard porn production would appropriate a film’s title as a cheap pun, or only make the slightest of reference to the original’s characters or storyline (older flicks like Ghostlusters and The Erotic Adventures Of Dickman And Throbbin’ come to mind). However, there were quite a few outstanding satires, including Clockwork Orgy featuring Rebecca Lord and Kaitlyn Ashley, and almost anything by Private like the Cleopatra series and Private Gladiator. Those titles still stand the test of time and are fine examples of how good adult satires can get.

Today, almost everything is literally being “dressed down” for blue movie viewing, as seen by titles such as Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Vs. Jennifer, America’s Next Top Model: A XXX Parody, and Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. Some are great fun, like Superman: A XXX Porn Parody and Top Guns; others are pretty good such as This Ain’t Jaws XXX In 3D; and a good handful of them definitely scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of creativity and execution, and aren’t worth mentioning.

So while I had my doubts initially, overall I found Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody to be pretty damn entertaining. It’s not the first satire of the character; a long out-of-print video starring Jerry Butler was produced after Paul Reubens got in trouble for whacking off in an adult movie theatre. However, it is the hottest of its kind so far, thanks to a mini-gangbang performed by Lea Lexus with Barry Scott, Jerry and Lucas Stone, as well as an interracial threesome with Jada Fire, Evan Stone and Tom Byron. Yes, it is a bit awkward to see this adolescent man getting all geeked up before screwing around with busty brunette Aiden Starr, but the resulting hardcore justifies all the goofy foreplay.

There is no bike chase finale, nor do we get to see the basement of the Alamo, but this XXX Adventure is still worth the trip. Much of the video’s success has to do with Tommy Pistol’s impressive performance. I shamefully admit that I got a few chuckles in the opening scene in which Pee-Wee does his morning exercises: first by using his penis pump, followed by lifting weights with a giant double ended dildo, and then finishing with a conversation with a pocket pussy. Pistol’s imitation of Mr. Reubens is as close to solid acting as porn gets.

And to those who would call me an idiot for falling for all this absurdity, let me just say, “I know you are but what am I?”