The New York Post reported a survey that showed 35% of white-collar workers think returning to the office will improve their ability to have sex. But why? What about remote work is causing so many penises to soften? First let’s look at the stats. 49% believe returning to the office won’t make a difference, so […]
22 year old’s religious upbringing caused her vagina to close We in the Adult Empire family and fandom all enjoy a good sex. In fact, it’s what drives us. So you can imagine the horror of hearing about a perfectly fine vagina that’s been closed by the hand of God. This week the Daily Mail […]
Editor’s note: This post by Staci is a work of fiction. Read Part 2 here. Roger’s Mercedes pulled up and the valet left with what he clearly thought was a very generous tip. Instead of asking, Roger opened the passenger door and walked around to get in the driver’s side. There was no question, no hesitation. […]
Editor’s note: This post by Staci is a work of fiction. Read Part 1 here. We arrived together at the restaurant in one piece thankfully (you never can be sure when you get into a European Uber). Sasha walked in first, opening the door and holding it for me as I entered. Strike three… pretending to […]
Holy orgy, Batman! TV star Adam West, best known for playing the caped crusader on ABC from 1966 to 1968, died last week at age 88. While the Batman role is by far his main claim to fame, West also gained a reputation as a notorious ladies’ man. In a salute to West’s memory and multi-tiered legacy, […]
