The Rundown: ‘A Very Creamy Christmas’ (Featured Video)
Basics
Christmas is coming.
Boy, is it ever, courtesy 5K Porn and its new holiday-themed scene starring Jasmine Jayne and Michael Fly. The company keeps matters sweet and simple, with Christmas décor and costumes striking just enough of a holiday tone to give this 42-minute hookup a Yuletide glow. Just as the title implies, the scene builds to a gooey finish, the sweet dessert to this particular Christmas dinner. It is brought to vivid life with the company’s signature 5K videography, a high-resolution process that makes standard definition look like it was photographed through an icy window during a punishing winter Nor’easter.
Scene highlights
Do sexy Santa outfits ever go out of style? We sure don’t think so, and from the looks of it, Jasmine Jayne doesn’t, either. She’s rocking the classic low-cut “hot Mrs. Claus” top, complete with cozy white trim. In the pantheon of stars who have stepped into this memorable outfit, Jayne is right up there with Jodi West. She strips out of it as a soulful ballad plays in the background. (Fans of holiday cheer might quibble with the absence of Christmas music, but it’s a minor demerit at most.) The music takes over the soundtrack completely during this tease sequence, occasionally syncing the vocalist’s “oohs” and “ahhs” with Jayne’s sexy (and silent) gasps. Jayne is a compelling solo presence, with a dynamic “o face” well suited to setting a hardcore mood.
When Michael Fly enters the scene, the action reverts slightly, and Jayne is dressed in the Santa gear she stripped out of in the tease. Fly paws her succulent curves as he strips Jayne back down. Her deftly fingers her before she turns her attention to unzipping his pants to reveal his hard dick. Appropriately, Jayne approaches this task with the expectant glee of someone ripping open a much-wanted gift under the Christmas tree. She gags on his thick penis and then spreads her legs wide for him. He pounds her in several positions, yielding a particularly memorable series of yipping moans from Jayne. He pulls back out and she delivers more oral sex, this time from Fly’s intimate POV. Fly brings his Christmas fun to a close by blasting a little of his own “homemade eggnog” in a creampie finale.
Why we love A Very Creamy Christmas
At this busy time of year, a concise, sexy Christmas-themed porn scene is a Yuletide wish come true. It’s not quite as atmospheric as 5K Porn’s recent Halloween sequence, which summoned a surprisingly potent sense of spooky chill despite limited resources, but it still manages to entertain and arouse. I also enjoyed the subtler Christmas references, such as Jayne unzipping a fly as one would unwrap a gift, and the parallels between creampie action and a tasty holiday dessert. If Christmas sex isn’t already part of your yearly traditions, you’ll want it to be by the time this sequence winds down.
