Top Five Food Themed Porn Clips
It’s that time of year where you give thanks (especially for food, family, and football) and what better way to celebrate than by highlighting our top five food themed porn clips. Food porn doesn’t get a fair enough shot in my opinion. Either you’re cute and romantic with it or you’re down right disgusting for playing with your food like that. But what’s so wrong with getting a little wet and nasty with your favorite food and your favorite body part? Luckily porn is a safe space for sexual exploration and today we’re exploring our top five clips mixing clits and dicks with cakes and pies and so much more. Below you’ll find a bit of everything, from cake filled blowjobs to chocolate lesbian love fests, and the one thing you can’t count on throughout is that they’ll all have you dreaming about tomorrow’s leftovers.
Dark Haired Beauty Jynx Maze Gets Her Ass Filled with His Big Dick
From Cream Dreams
Jynx Maze is well known for her whatever happens happens attitude and she brings it with her to the set of Jay Sin’s Cream Dreams. Her and Jordan Ash get wild and down right nasty as they destroy each other and a ton of whipped cream starting with a teasing masturbation session that does way more than just get things started. After she creams her pussy and ass up, Jordan steps in for a messy sloppy blowjob and face fuck to rival everything you think you’ve seen before. He proceeds to pound away at her pussy and asshole, making sure to shove as much whipped cream in there as possible, and Jynx takes it all with a satisfied look on her face and moans that cry out for more. These two definitely get food in all the places your grandmother warned you not to, but looking at how much freaky fun they’re having you can’t help but fantasize it’s you. He pile drives her ass before stroking his load all over her face until it drips down into her mouth, and definitely safe to say Jynx Maze is down for whatever whenever.
Cooking With Alberto Cipote
From Cooking With Alberto Cipote
Alberto Cipote has everything but cooking on his mind when Aris Dark walks into his kitchen ready to assist in any way she can, especially if that means becoming the main course on his table. Starting off the pair prep ingredients for granny’s cucumber and zucchini clams, but by the time they get around to chopping up the veggies Alberto has something else planned. Intently he fucks Aris’ pussy with both before fingering her while licking her throbbing clitoris. I was way more turned on than I thought I’d be watching her moan and take in the fact that she was indeed being fucked with food. You can tell she liked it too, especially as she dropped down to her knees, beyond satisfied with their foreplay, and sucks his dick like she has a point to prove. He slaps some flour on her face while she’s down there, and then fucks her right there on the table next to grandma’s family recipe. Aris rides his cock like the wheels are falling off and finally Alberto can’t take anymore. He jerks his meat and sprays her face for a floury dough I pray they didn’t use in the clams.
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From Pure 18 Vol. 38
I’m never surprised when I see a Reality Kings flick make a top list because they’re so good at niche content and this clip with Alex Blake and Damon Dice perfectly illustrates what I mean. Alex is in the kitchen working on her cooking skills but it’s clear she has more than cooking on her mind because her sexy slender body is completely exposed under a skimpy apron as Damon walks in. They exchange pleasantries and Alex teases him to take the bait, which naturally he does. Matching her energy he shows dominance as he plays with her pussy before he fucks her face. What he’s really after though is that teen pussy and Alex is more than willing to give it up, bending over the kitchen island and taking his huge piece of meat with anticipation and ease. Their chemistry is on full display as they bang face to face, getting closer with each stroke, until they decide to flaunt their flexibility and strength and fuck while standing. They move from the island to the fridge and back to the middle of the floor in a hot scene with food all over the table and his stuffing all in her mouth. Sounds like Thanksgiving to me!
Blonde Beauties Enjoy Chocolate Sauce in an All Girl Threesome
From Jay Sin’s Pretty Sloppy 5
That image up there tells you everything you need to know about this clip, but for the sake of my readers out there here we go…Ashley Fires, Chastity Lynn, and Madison Ivy go beyond wet and messy in this chocolate filled lesbian fuck session that pushes boundaries in all the right ways. Our three blonde beautiful lesbos take turns smearing liquid chocolate all over each other’s bodies then licking it off while fondling each other’s lady parts until the scream out in pure pleasure. That’s not enough for these legends though, so they clean up and come back for seconds. This time they play with each other’s asses with a huge pink dildo until they squirt anal gold that’ll probably taste great with that chocolate from earlier. This is one of those clips you simply must watch for yourself because it’s going to take you places you’ll never want to leave, even if you desperately need a shower.
Neighbour Got Banged By 2
Kyler Quinn knows exactly what the hell she’s doing walking up to Richard Mann’s mansion in coochie cutter jean shorts and carrying an extra large blue and white sheet cake talking about “welcome to the neighborhood.” She tells Richard and his buddy Brickzilla that her mom sent her over but I doubt that. The two OGs are time enough for that ass though and instantly pick up what she’s putting down. In the blink of an eye she has one large big black cock in her mouth and another in her hand, both covered in icing and looking for a lick. After taking turns fucking her throat, the fellas pull those shorts down and go to town on the pink pussy, fucking her every way imaginable. Kyler makes sure no dicks goes unnoticed and literally reaches out for more when the fellas think they’re giving her a break. Picking up on her eagerness they go even harder until she’s filled with cum and covered in it too. Cake will never be the same again and that makes me one happy porn lover!
