Top Five ‘Oddities’ Porn Clips
In Nick Bostrom’s memorable “Vulnerable Worlds” hypothesis, he compares the pace of technological development to a giant urn. We plunge our hands into the magic urn and produce sphere after sphere — some white and some gray. The white spheres represent positive technology innovation, the gray ones, negative innovation. Eventually, Bostrom fears, we will pull out a black sphere — a tech innovation so unpredictable and uncontrollable, it will destroy the world.
In its own humorous way, Adult Empire’s “oddities” tag is the porn equivalent of the giant urn. When you hit play, you’re never quite sure what you’re about to witness. It’s the place for clips and movies that defy description. They’re wildly diverse in theme, unified only in being utterly bizarre. Unlike the black spheres, these clips won’t destroy the world, but they’ll blow your mind or your load, possibly both. In this clip rundown, we’re reaching into the magic urn to discover the five most popular segments from the “oddities” category.
“Big Tit Blonde Loves Hard Cock Deep in Her Warm Pussy”
from MILF Vixens With Massive Tits
Elizabeth Starr has enormous breasts. At first blush, that may not seem so odd. This is porn, after all, where big-boobed women are as common as the letter “X.” Once you see the full measure of Starr’s chest, though, you’ll understand why her clip merits enshrinement in “oddities.” IAFD says her boobs are 36O . . .yes, that’s “O” as “Oh, my god!” or “O” face. Given that triple D is big enough to qualify as “huge” by most normal reckonings, “O” reaches an almost unimaginable level of chesty goodness. Appropriately, the clip introduces us to Elizabeth by panning to a profile shot so her cup size is immediately evident. Her breasts jut out so far, they bring new meaning to the term “rack”: her chest could literally serve as one. Christian XXX smiles broadly as he surveys his lusciously endowed co-star. The sex follows a fairly normal range of porn action, but Starr’s boobs dominate almost every single frame. Even Christian’s thick cumshot, inevitably splattered across Starr’s tits, can not come close to covering the full target. If breast size is star power, Starr is a performer for the ages.
“Camp”
from Camp
Camp is a scary place for Alissa Foxy and Eve Sweet, who share a lot more than just a bunk when the dust (and slime) settles. As the nubile duo piles into a remote cabin for a few days of “roughing it,” they trade playful banter about their sexual experiences. When Alissa takes a shower, she’s unable to hear Eve’s screams as a slew of slimy parasites invade her body. (The critters are reminiscent of the Ceti Alpha eels that terrorize space crewman in 1982’s Star Trek II. Way to co-opt audience childhood nightmares, Hentaied!) She writhes spasmodically as if possessed by demons, before imposing her sexual will on an astonished Alissa. The scene externalizes the parasite infestation with plenty of slime, which plays as an interesting surrogate for semen in this decidedly provocative girl/girl sequence.
Scene four from Frisky Anal Nymphos
At its core, sex is an animal instinct. The cast of Frisky Anal Nymphos takes this to a literal extreme, romping around the room on all fours like so many feral cats. Gia Derza playacts as a sort of cornpone rancher, complete with twangy accent, barking orders at the four “animals.” They feast on a trough full of dildos, which eventually invade every orifice in sight. The stars lean heavily into the animal theme, squealing and baying throughout a startling lineup of lesbian action. The clip has the feel of an acting-class exercise gone wildly, wonderfully wrong.
“Holy Josephine”
from Holy Josephine
“Just put it in your mouth. You will see.” Ultimately, it may well be that repression is the greatest oddity of all. Josephine Jackson plays triple roles in this creative, technically complicated sequence of religious perversion. Nun Josephine is feeling feverish. When she takes her temp, she’s shocked to see a seemingly impossible measurement. It’s all preamble to an appearance by the devil, who takes the form of Josephine herself tempting her nun incarnation with sins of the flesh. Dream logic takes full control, as Josephine grows a dick, sucks it through a cumshot, and then has sex with a twin of herself. The visual effects are impressive and seamless, allowing Jackson to create the convincing illusion of performing sex acts on herself. The actor also demonstrates an impressive range of emotions across the scene’s brief but memorable run time.
“Gorgeous Blonde Babe Kleio Valentien Gets Fucked by Possessed Trees”
from Evil Head
One of the most notorious scenes in Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead finds a hapless beauty attacked by what can only be described as possessed tree limbs. Burning Angel’s parody of the Raimi classic offers its own take on the sequence, courtesy Kleio Valentien (wearing a wild 1980s wig). Unlike her mainstream counterpart, Valentien seems to be genuinely enjoying the frisky touch of the tree limbs, who bring new meaning to the expression “got wood.” Before long, Valentien is being double penetrated by a thick pair of branches — and loving every minute of it. Though relatively brief, it’s an impressive and appropriately bizarre homage to one of horror’s classic moments.
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