Studio Movie Spotlight: ArchAngel on DVD
The clouds part, a heavenly choir sings a soaring harmony, and the mighty ArchAngel descends to earth. When this porn studio arrived on the scene in 2014, it was the most epic celestial visitation since Clarence explained to George Bailey why he really did have a wonderful life. Life will be lookin’ good on your screen, too, once you pop some of ArchAngel’s signature DVDs into your player. We’ve compiled capsule reviews of four highlights. (Learn more about ArchAngel’s history here.)
Beautiful Tits Vol. 4
We have to wonder how any series entitled Beautiful Tits could take four volumes to get around to featuring Angela White, but let’s not quibble over details. The boobs in this film are so big and so vividly photographed that you’ll swear they’re almost jumping off the screen and right into your face. ArchAngel’s movies call to mind the style of the Elegant Angel studio in its prime . . . and that’s a very good thing! Angela White and Kendra Lust bring their usual passion and energy to their scenes, but don’t gloss over Britney Amber and Cali Carter. Amber, an eight-year porn veteran by the time this movie was filmed, is one of those rare stars who seems to have gotten even more gorgeous as the years have passed, and all her most impressive assets are on full display here. Carter also makes a memorable impression in her scene, showing that newer stars can win your attention just as surely as the old pros can.
Further viewing: Beautiful Tits Vol. 8, Kendra Lust Loves Big Titty MILFs Vol. 2
Kendra’s Angels
It’s perhaps the showiest entry of the collaboration between ArchAngel and Kendra Lust, a team-up that dates back to 2014’s The Booty Movie (the very first DVD in the ArchAngel line). Lust appears in all four scenes, each featuring some of her favorite “angels” in lesbian action. With the exception of the Brett Rossi scene, all the sequences are set up with brief vignette plots. There’s plenty of competition for the splashiest scene in this movie, but the prize probably has to go to the final sequence. It pairs Kendra Lust, Angela White, and one very large strap-on dildo. When Angela’s date doesn’t go as planned, she decides to call Kendra in the hopes she’ll drop by to relieve some of the tension. Kendra makes Angela wait an agonizingly long time before she shows up, but once she does, Lust’s lust definitely makes up for it.
Further viewing: Booty Queen
Fun Size Babes
To me, the term “fun size” has always evoked the sort of bulk-purchase mini candy bars that everyone stocks up on to give out on Halloween. As a child, I found the terminology somewhat annoying, since a “fun size” candy bar to a sugar-crazed kid would be one double its normal size, not a scaled-down version. With adulthood comes wisdom, though, and now we can finally appreciate the reality that itty-bitty can indeed be “fun size” and a whole lot more. The confectionary goodness in Fun Sized Babes is also operating on a miniature scale, but with no diminishment in overall screen impact. Jane Wilde, Mazy Myers, and others all measure in at around five feet, yet they tame plenty of punishing BBC while barely breaking a sweat. Speaking of sweet things, Myers looks like nothing so much as a human cinna-bun in scene one when she cheerfully takes a thick frosting of cum squarely on her dainty nose.
Further viewing: Freaky Petite 6, Freaky Petite 7
True MILF 5
True MILF shows that MILF-dom isn’t so much an age as it is a state of mind. Kit Mercer was just 33 when this movie was released, while Ryan Conner was 48, but both embody the experienced elegance that defines the MILF concept. With MimeFreak directing the action, four MILFs find themselves entangled in gloriously satisfying encounters with a series of BBC studs. Ridiculously luscious booties like those of Conner and Richelle Ryan are pitched next to the equally appealing slim athletic looks of India Summer. This is a MILF escapade that embraces every wonderful incarnation of the concept, with a series of sequels that are equally worth checking out.
Further viewing: True MILF 5, True MILF 6, Mandingo’s MILFs,
