Leana Lovings gives a blowjob while Blondie Bomshell watches.

The Rundown: ‘Twisted Threesome Tales 11’ (Featured Video)

Basics

Oooh, that’s twisted.

A pinata filled with dildos. A vacation joyride ride with sex up front and masturbation in the back. A stepmom paddling the ass of the would-be prom queen. A therapist having sex with clients, who also happen to be (step)family members.

What else would you expect from a Crave Media series that has brought us 10 volumes of the kinkiest B/G/G threesomes? Like its predecessors, some of which also debuted as AE featured vids, volume 11 shocks and scandalizes audiences with quirky scenarios featuring step-fams who are only too happy to cross forbidden boundaries.

Scene highlights

Scene three just keeps on throwing the titular twists. When we first meet Leana Lovings and Nicky Rebel, they seem like just another couple as they bicker lightly about vacation plans and in-laws. Leana’s therapist stepmom (Blondie Bombshell) arrives, but that doesn’t deter Leana from giving Nicky a blowjob behind the kitchen counter. After Nicky leaves, Leana confesses to her stepmom that she feels Nicky drifting away. Blondie has a few ideas! Oh, boy, does she ever: first she has Leana put Nicky in a blindfold and noise-canceling headphones so that Leana can pleasure him while Blondie gives her blow-by-blow instructions. When this also fails, Blondie suggests they have a therapy session with her. She re-uses the blindfold technique here, but this time, she inserts herself in the sexual shenanigans. At last, they’ve found a way to satisfy Nicky (and the audience!). The multi-layered nature of the story, with its red herrings and left turns, helps make it a movie highlight.

The movie’s opening scene provides the unforgettable image of a pinata bursting open to reveal two oversized dildos mixed in with the usual colorful confections. It’s Duncan Saint‘s birthday, and he’s in for a celebration like nothing he’s ever experienced when Freya Von Doom and Sweet Sophia take the reigns. They use the pinata’s dildos for some al fresca sex-toy play before moving indoors to frolic among balloons and bubbles. When Duncan opens a particularly oversized present, he discovers the ultimate gift inside: Freya herself! Happy threesome to you, dear Duncan . . . 

In scene two, Nicky Rebel is tutoring Summer Col with the hopes she’ll agree to be his prom date. When his mega-busty stepmom (Hot Ass Hollywood) senses Summer may not hold up her end of the deal, she administers a stern lecture and paddling. Later, much like Blondie Bombshell above, she decides to give Summer some sexual mentoring, too. Inevitably, Nicky walks in on this “lesson,” prompting him to join the sexual melee.

The final scene opens with a fast-edit sequence of a very naughty joyride to a plush vacation resort. Isabelle Deltore is accompanying stepson Damon Dice and his girlfriend (Aria Lee) on a much-needed getaway. When she emerges from the shower at their shared room, she discovers Aria and Damon in the midst of some vacation sex. “Why didn’t you wait for me?” she demands, as they both realize she is about to turn their hookup into a threesome. Though the most straightforward of all four scenes in the movie, this last segment gets a major boost by its unexpected, energetic opening vignette of voyeurism on the road.

Quotable

“Happy fucking birthday to me. Best birthday ever!” (Duncan Saint basks in the afterglow of his birthday party)

Why we love Twisted Threesome Tales 11

At their best, Twisted Threesome Tales clips keep pulling back layers on a very piquant porn onion. Indeed, to carry the culinary metaphor even further, if threesomes are the meat of this Crave-ing, then the plots are the zippy, eye-catching toppings. The characters start in one spot and end up somewhere very, very different, with plenty of interesting stops along the way. This structure is particularly evident in scenes two and three, which surprised me with the complexity of their developments. We go from the seemingly mundane chit-chat of a normal couple to a surreptitious blowjob to a sensory-deprivation exercise to a ribald therapy session, all within a single story. Even the movie’s less baroque sequences (one and four) don’t skimp on interesting details. Where else but Twisted Threesome Tales would you see dildos, pinatas, balloons, bubbles, and a gift-wrapped pornstar all in the scene?

 
 
 

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