Pornstar Superbowl Predictions

Pornstars and the Superbowl? While it may seem like a wacky pairing, who would know better about playing with balls for a living? Perhaps porn performers will have keen observations on grip, handling, and the overall nature of balls that the common man simply can’t fathom. We asked pornstars as well as the Adult Empire bloggers for their Superbowl winner predictions. When you’re sitting this Superbowl Sunday with a beverage and snack, remember to heed these words!

Pornstar Superbowl picks

Ryan Keely

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I didn’t realize the super bowl was this Sunday. I don’t know who’s playing, but I do love a Superbowl party. I’m always going to root for the host who has the barbecue chicken dip and a grand pile of nachos.”

Chris Blaccwood

“PHILLY BABY!!”

Victoria Voxxx

“Chiefs!”

Xxlayna Marie

“I personally don’t pick either one of the teams as my choice to win although I have a thought The Eagles are gonna take this one home.”

Demi Sutra

“I am going for the Eagles because they have the nicest asses on the field.”

Ariel Demure

“Philadelphia purple socks. They’re gonna win the Superb Owl!”

Blake Blossom

“I’m picking the Chiefs because they deliver during crunch time!”

AE Superbowl picks

Nicole Chappelle: Being as though I live in Philly and snow is right around the corner I’m rooting for the Eagles. Not only am I completely over the color red, being blasted with snowballs isn’t exactly a sexy time, and who couldn’t use a parade.

Madison: I’m just watching to see the fabulous Rihanna at half time. Chiefs for the win?! Yes!

Dallas: Eagles! Adult Empire has Pennsylvania roots, so I’m cheering for the team from our home state. That said, Andy Reid’s mustache wouldn’t look out of place in a 1970s porno.

Chase: Eagles for the Home State!

Jackie Daytona: I’ve never watched a complete football match, but I do know this: with a terrible scream, Eagles dart from the sky and snatch their prey. They’ve been known to latch their sharp claws into entire human children and fly away with them. How do you compete with that? A football is much smaller than a child.

Superbowl predictions final tally

Philadelphia Eagles: 8

Kansas City Chiefs: 3

BBQ chicken dip: 1 (Ryan Keely)

Who do you think wins?

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