‘Pirates’: Adult Empire Porn Movie of the Year 2006
Pirates is Digital Playground and Joone’s feature of the year and it’s worthy of all the hype and praise it has received so far. The wild and sexy adventure that awaits is brought to life by great production and an all star cast fucking their way through 10 scenes that will leave you exhausted and yearning for more at the same damn time. My bet is this movie wins a ton of awards by the end of the year and will stay in your catalog for years to come. The consistent level of good acting and hot sex is something few are able to achieve and maintain, but they make it look effortless and make you horny all at once. Trust me, you’re going to love it!
We begin our adventure with newlyweds Carmen Luvana and Kris Slater consummating their marriage in a passionate sex scene perfect for couples. They can’t keep their hand off each other as they whisper sweet nothings and kiss like teenagers in love for the first time. They exchange oral to get ready for the main event and when he finally slides into her wet pussy it’s explosive. They spoon until he cums all over her pussy, but the satisfaction is cut short when they realize they have spectators that mean them harm. A ship full of pirates has been tailing them and takes them hostage before they even have a chance to clean the jizz off their bodies.
Elsewhere on the high seas, captain Evan Stone is having a hard time rallying the troops on his ship. Morale is super low and you can imagine how hard it is to round up a group of pirates feeling down and out. Enter Jesse Jane, automatic morale and cock booster! She brings amazing energy to sucking Scott Nails’ dick, trying to help out a co-worker, and deep throats the fuck out of that thing while staring into his eyes and the camera. He returns the favor by licking her pussy while she spreads her legs for full access. Scott pounds away at Jesse’s pretty pussy as she lays on her back, but we all know Jesse is a woman always in control, and when she sits on his rock hard dick she takes him on the best ride of his boring pirate life. Her tits look incredible as she bounces up and down, and when she takes his massive load in her mouth I almost couldn’t stand it!
Evan Stone is brilliant, as usual, in his role. He’s hilarious and delivers his lines with intent and confidence that’s crucial to plot based porn. Dude is super stressed to find out there’s competition on the seas and quickly heads to an island in search of his enemies. Naturally he’s distracted by Devin Striker and Teagan Presley at the bar and you can imagine how that goes. They waste no time seducing him and sucking his dick. Evan does everything a man can to last as long as possible, but in all fairness we’d all blow our loads within 10 seconds of Devin and Teagan walking in the room soooooo. They tag team and fuck the shit out of him until he blows in their mouths and instantly this scene is a cherry on top of a seemingly very delicious sex cake.
After helping her captain once again avoid internal destruction, Jesse runs into an old flame at the same bar her boss just lost all control in. Steven St. Croix makes it his business to catch up with Jesse and before you know it that old flame is burning bright and hot. Jesse deep throats Steven’s cock and he shows his appreciation by fucking her from behind just they way she likes it. Her body looks amazing as she rides him reverse cowgirl and the energy between them is put on full display. I love how they play to their strengths and as he nuts all over her body I’m left wanting more. The sex really is that explosive! The hilarious argument that ensues right after is equally explosive. Meanwhile Evan is still picking up bar chick groupies so things are right on schedule as far as he’s concerned.
The horrible pirates that are holding Carmen have some fantasies they want to live out and figure she’s the perfect one to help them. While tied to a chair Carmen has her clothes ripped off by the incredibly hot Jenaveve Jolie and although she tries to resist she simply can’t help but be turned on. This scene goes from being creepy and hilarious to sexy as fuck as Carmen spreads her legs and Jenaveve goes to town with her tongue. She does a great job eating Carmen’s pussy and gets her pussy fingered as a thank you. Just watching them together does more than enough for their spectators and their bodies are undeniably gorgeous, especially together. It does feel like a lesbian scene for straight men, but fellas, your lady will definitely enjoy watching it unfold with you.
Forever in trouble and on the run, Evan finds himself tied up and left to burn if not for Austyn Moore. She’s down to save his ass but she wants some dick in return. Time is of the essence since the fire around them is continuing to blaze, so she shows off her great natural breasts and gets down to sucking him off. I love the intensity the fire adds to the sex, both of them covered in sweat and passionately yet quickly fucking for their lives. Evan fucks her long enough to build up a great load that she proudly wears it all over her face as proof that she finally got some loving.
Bad guy Tommy Gunn is questioning the loyalty of his crew starting with right hand woman Janine Lindmuler, who is having none of it. She gives him a piece of her mind and then threatens to kill him. Naturally this turns Tommy on and Janine keeps her aggression front and center as she pushes his head between her legs for some hot cunnilingus and finger fucking. I almost lost it all when she squeezed Tommy between her thighs as she came all over his fingers, and I’m pretty sure he almost did too! The frustration mixed with sex is pure genius and the way they stay in character while switching positions deserves an award. They bang fast, but it fits perfectly with the flow of the seen and they way they hate/love each other.
Carmen is feeling bad for cheating on her husband and decides she’s going to tell Jesse. That backfires real fast when Jesse makes it known that she isn’t here for any of Carmen’s emotional bullshit. Finding herself smack dab in the middle of another lesbian encounter Carmen lets her freak flag fly as she cranks up her energy and aggression to keep pace with Jesse’s fierceness. She licks and fondles Carmen’s clit before fingering her to a climax and Carmen ups the roughness when she fingers Jesse’s ass while eating her out. For someone feeling guilty Carmen sure doesn’t let that stop her from exploring her wild side. This scene feels the most like a competition to me and I love every minute of it!
Our hostage newlyweds are finally reunited and after confessing that she cheated, Carmen and Kris are right back on track. This time around they have more time and they certainly make the most of it. After impressively sucking his dick Carmen rides that thing in regular and reverse cowgirl, showing off her perfect body and hip motion. Kris loves it as he moans and ravishes his wife like their first encounter never happened. She sucks him off until he blows his jizz all over her pretty little face and I think it’s safe to say their marriage is going to be just fine if they keep fucking like this.
Janine and Jesse still have it in for each other and like everyone else throughout this flick they decide to fuck fight it out. Janine throws Jesse’s ass down like a wrestler and spreads her legs so we get the perfect view of her pussy. Next, she licks and fingers Jesse into submission until it’s her turn to be pleased. They take turns making each other cum and at one point there’s even a candle inserted into Jesse’s ass just for good measure. They put everything they have into this scene and it shows brilliantly. This may be the perfect ending to the feature of the year!