Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Oct. 23)
As autumn settles in, you’ve probably got a pumpkin spice latte in hand, a few scary movies on your watchlist, and some Halloween decorating to do. Well, don’t forget to carve out some time for the latest rundown of “Best Porn Scenes”!
Kyler Quinn is in
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When it comes to video games, Kyler Quinn truly believes in team spirit. After a particularly rousing gaming win with her teammates, she invites them to her house for some proper celebration. (The suggestive way Quinn works her controller in these opening scenes leaves no doubt as to what’s really in her mind!) They show up expecting some relaxed banter, but they’re in for quite a bit more than that. Quinn greets them fully nude aside from her hip gamer headphones. They return to her sweet gaming setup to channel that same team spirit in a far more passionate threesome direction.
Jennifer White goes “Wild”
When Zac Wild delivers the promised payload of anal bliss to co-star Jennifer White, he really goes for it. Gathering White’s long legs together so we can get a proper view of the action, he unleashes a machine-gun volley of anal thrusts. The bed makes noises like a snare drum, Wild’s balls yo-yo up and down like they’re going to slingshot into space, and White looks primed for the orgasm of a lifetime. Hey, it’s Anal Loving MILFs, after all, and women of this level of experience crave anal fun that takes things to the limit. It’s another in a long series of memorable 2022 scenes for White, who has made it into quite the epic year.
Stacy Cruz flaunts her big naturals
Erik Everhard is about to introduce his girlfriend (Stacy Cruz) to his parents. He nervously bobs around the room, making sure everything is in its place before they arrive. Noticing that Stacy is still bundled up in a heavy coat, he suggests she get more comfortable. She resists at first, but after some more coaxing, she removes the jacket. Erik is shocked to see that she is wearing absolutely nothing underneath it. (Everhard’s reaction, which seems pulled straight from the Home Alone aftershave scene, takes the scene into amusingly comedic territory.) Stacy calms him down by telling him to breathe steadily and massage her breasts. Well, gosh, that would settle the mind of anyone, wouldn’t it? They become so swept up in their hookup, they forget the imminent arrival of the parents, which provides another humorous beat at the end of the scene.
Morning “quickie” with Jade Venus and Kira Noir
The most implausible thing about this scene is that when Kira Noir suggests a morning quickie, Jade Venus initially hesitates. Of all the unlikely turns in a porn, surely this is one of the most egregious. We’re joking, of course, but it is amusing to imagine a world where a hookup with Kira Noir is not an immediate “yes”! Director Ricky Greenwood creates a believable relationship between the two with subtle cues in performance, lighting, and music. In the end, though, the chemistry between Venus and Noir is what puts this TS Girls on Top scene on, well, top of the week’s competition. What starts as a simple morning “quickie” turns into much, much more!
Tyler Nixon’s sexual education
Tyler Nixon attends a high-priced university, but his mentality has never evolved beyond high school. Professor Abigail Mac keeps him in detention in a fruitless attempt to show him the error of his ways. Why has he spent all this money on a quality education if he’s just going to fool around all day? Tyler is largely unreceptive, so Abigail ups the ante. She throws Tyler across a desk, snags the nearest ruler, and begins to paddle her wayward student. She then makes him execute a series of menial classroom tasks, all while engaging lewd sex acts at the same time. (After he cleans the desk while simultaneously receiving a BJ, Mac observes, “That desk looks clean enough to fuck on.” So of course they do!) It’s all absurd and humorous in the best Brazzers tradition, riffing creatively on a classic porn scenario.
Crystal’s chase
“He’s done things to me that no other man in this world has.” Crystal Chase‘s life changed forever when her parent’s remarriage gave her an instant stepbrother. Some innocent flirting developed into far much more, and now they are deeply and lustily in love. We quickly see glimpses of the many places around the house the two have had sex, before shifting to the bedroom to watch one of their hookups play out in full. Two things set this scene apart: Chase’s soulful narration, which has the actorly inflections of an award-winning thespian, and her beautifully curvy body, which is appropriately worshipped here.
Kianna Dior meets Natasha Nice
How much big, soft boobage can you handle? You’ll certainly find out in a hurry once you see Natasha Nice and Kianna Dior team up. They start by trying on some lingerie, and then they admire one another’s impressive assets. All that’s missing is a big dick for them to share, which director Jonni Darkko is only too happy to provide. They enthusiastically tag-team this massive meatstick, at times cheering each other on as they scale dizzying heights of pleasure. By the scene’s end, Dior’s face is covered in cum and Nice is merrily licking it back off. There can be little doubt that Dior and Nice are one of the memorable team-ups of the illustrious Busty Cum Slut series.
