Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Sept. 4)
The bad news is that summer is almost over. The good news is that it’s also a holiday weekend . . . and we’ve got seven new additions to the “Best Porn Scenes” series!
Creamy treat
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Janie (Kenna James) can’t seem to escape work. Phone calls and emails invade even her most intimate moments with her handsome, understanding boyfriend, Justin (Jay Smooth). But at those precious times when she’s able to shut out her job completely, they have a thrilling physical connection. This opening scene from The Invitation demonstrates as much, aided by the directorial wizardry of the ever-accomplished Kay Brandt. Their moments of passion are launched with a small, sensual detail that eventually found its way onto the movie’s cover: a single, sweetly tempting cupcake. Justin uses it as part of his foreplay, gently swooping the icing across Janie’s breasts. James and Smooth are both excellent here, and James has seldom looked better!
Elenka’s quest for satisfaction
Maps, mythic narration, wavy fields of grass, sprightly beauties with an exotic mysticism: Elenka’s Quest has all the components of a modern fantasy adventure. What it also has that you won’t find in even the most risqué of premium-cable shows is hot, wet, explicit sex. This opening scene from the movie spends a great deal of its running time setting up the story’s universe and landscape. The photography is quite impressive for a movie of its budget, convincingly sweeping us into Elenka’s druid realm. The sexual aspect of the segment comes deep in its second half, when Elenka (Elena Koshka) masturbates atop a rock. The action is quite subdued compared to some of the rollicking themes found elsewhere in “Best Porn Scenes,” but its presentation and context make it a definite standout nonetheless. Koshka is also perfectly cast!
Pottery and pleasure
It’s like the famous pottery scene in Ghost, just with a level of explicit action that the mainstream movie’s PG-13 rating would never permit. Allie Nicole is shaping a bowl on her pottery wheel, but Jill Kassidy has other ideas in mind. She undoes Allie’s buttons and begins to massage her chest, the sensual movements playing in parallel to the soft clay of the pottery. Their intimacy becomes even more expansive and expressive when they move to a nearby bed. Given how famous the source material is, it would be easy for this scene to devolve into visual cliché. Thankfully, Slayed never lets this happen, allowing us instead to revel in two superb performers at the peak of their game.
Spills and thrills
“I did not expect for you to not have a bra!” Barista Alison Rey has made a royal mess. When attempting to fill Evelyn Claire‘s thermos, she inadvertently dumps coffee all over the latter’s shirt. Matters go from bad to worse when Alison removes Evelyn’s shirt to dry it, only to realize Evelyn is wearing nothing underneath. Evelyn isn’t actually all that embarrassed, though, further suggesting that Alison might feel more comfortable if she were naked, too. Happily, no additional patrons arrive, which allows Alison and Evelyn to address their rapidly thickening sexual tension in pleasingly direct fashion. (The bar’s large pool table certainly comes in handy, too.)
Ava Sinclaire wants it big
Ava Sinclaire makes no bones about it. She is here for dick, dick, dick, a theme she returns to several times during her opening interview. Thankfully, TrueX is equipped to deliver exactly what she wants, in proportions that will make her eyes water in astonishment. Her holes strain to contain the massive dick she’s paired with. “It’s not as easy as you thought it would be!” the interviewer jibes in the scene’s aftermath, as Sinclaire squints through a rim of cum on her forehead and cheeks. Maybe not, but she still clearly enjoys every minute of the ride. She’s also the prime mover of the scene, pushing forward at every instant while her co-star is only too happy to relax and let her do her thing.
Off the rails with Ella Knox
Well, it’s not every scene that kicks off with an abortive attack with a baseball bat. As the movie’s title suggests, life has flown off the rails. We open in a shot from the point of view of a down-and-out composer who has just spent the night trying to drown his sorrows. He ends up making an unannounced visit to his ex, for whom he still has feelings. Maid Ella Knox has no idea who he is or where he came from, so she stands over him with a baseball bat, demanding he explain himself. When she realizes he’s just a sad sack shrugging off a hangover, she softens her tone. Maybe her tender embrace will provide just as much solace as his ex’s passions could? The premise is bizarre and the dialogue odd, but Knox carries it off quite skillfully, particularly when she puts her remarkable curves on perfect display.
Manuel’s latest MILF: Briana Banderas
Briana Banderas is a MILF name we haven’t heard before, but it’s a good bet we’ll be hearing it again, frequently! She’s the latest new MILF to catch Manuel Ferrara‘s attention in his classic MILF-O-Maniac series. In her tease sequence, she dances provocatively in front of a mirror, as if in the embrace of an identical twin. (One Banderas is more than enough to keep a person’s hands full, but if anyone would be properly equipped to deal with a theoretical set of Banderas twins, it’s Ferrara.) The music during this scene is particularly rambunctious and busy, like a dirty mind swelling with a stream of naughty fantasies. Ferrara certainly brings plenty of his own fantasies to life, from a lusty blowjob to dynamic, eager stimulation of Banderas’s breasts.