Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Aug. 14)
Porn can have many effects: it can make you think, arouse your senses, shock you, and satisfy your desires. Find your fave in this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes”!
In an anal mood
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“We have a rule in our marriage. Never leave the house in a bad mood!” As Savannah Bond and Mick Blue stand side by side in the bathroom, preparing for a long day, tensions begin to simmer. Mick is about to leave on a major business trip that will determine the fate of his career. He’s understandably nervous, and the air bristles with anxiety as Savannah fruitlessly tries to soothe him. Frustrated, she strides into a nearby walk-in closet to gather her thoughts. Maybe some sexy lingerie will alter his mood? She puts on skimpy garb, walks back into the bathroom, and draws a heart on the mirror with her lipstick. Mick’s mood quickly changes as his nerves melt away in the thrall of some anal fun with Savannah. The baroque music playing the background evokes the stuffiness of high-class domestic routines, pitched in contrast with the anal passion that follows.
Nothing but blue skies with Skye Blue
The closeups that open The Affairs of Lidia are so artistic and beautiful, you may momentarily forget you’ve just pushed play on a porn video. We see Skye Blue‘s breasts, the whiskers on the face of Markus Kage, and the lips of both stars as they kiss. Atmospheric music adds to the dreamy, surrealistic tone. It’s the elegant way director Bruce LaBruce introduces us to the relationship and lovemaking of a couple whose life will soon be disrupted by infidelity. Interestingly, it runs somewhat in parallel to Stormy Daniels‘s recent Hysteria, which also opened with a dreamy scene in advance of plot revelations of a possible affair.
Rachel Starr seduces the P.I.
“All right, keep your shit together, Jessy!” Private investigator Jessy Jones has been hired to stake out cheating spouse Rachel Starr. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when Rachel begins to tease him from behind the window during his stakeout. She dumps water over her skimpy outfit and begins masturbating in the kitchen, fully aware that Jessy can see him. He gnaws at his fist, fantasizing about all the things he’d like to do to her. Much to his surprise, Rachel beckons him to come in. She reveals that she was not, in fact, a cheater when her husband first started hiring private eyes. But she was so enraged by the implication that she began seducing the investigators to get back at hubs. Jesse is the latest lucky recipient of Rachel’s revenge scheme! It’s a classic case of a Brazzers heightened reality, where improbable, over-the-top sex is around every corner.
Anya Olsen: creampie
Anya Olsen has her vibe pressed so closely to her clit, she looks like someone trying to dig a splinter out of their skin. Her body jolts with the intensity as her legs quiver in pure please. This action alone is enough for a thrilling scene, but it’s simply the opening moments of a much wider adventure. (And when we say “wider,” we mean it in every sense of the term.) Olsen passes the remote control for her vibe over to her scene partner, who functions as the viewer’s surrogate. As you fire the device up to its maximum setting, Olsen writhes on the floor like someone auditioning for the next Exorcist sequel. It’s all just build-up, though, for the main event: a dripping-wet creampie that caps off the action.
Jessica Ryan: MILF bush
The theme of the movie is MILF bush, and Elegant Angel makes sure we get an up-close view of the goods in Jessica Ryan‘s tease sequence. The camera frequently zeros in on her unshaven snatch as she stimulates her clit with her fingers. We get all the startling detail of a Georgia O’Keeffe painting, allowing Ryan’s most intimate anatomy to fill the frame in all its glory. This is far more than just a solo segment, though. Once the music stops and the tease sequence fades away, we move to more explicit B/G passions. The scene climaxes with a cumshot across Ryan’s bush. (There’s one visual tidbit we can’t help but note: Van Wylde‘s socks, which are a flamboyant combination of pastel colors. It’s a quirky touch that helps bring the scene further to life.)
Alexis Tae’s gape
A pulsing, dance-like rhythm accompanies the initial images of Alexis Tae, who stares seductively at the camera as she plunges a plug into her booty. The sound design, which emphasizes the music over any ambient noises, creates a clubby atmosphere, as if we’re hooking up with Tae after dancing at a night spot. By the time the music subsides and we can hear Tae’s voice, she’s already created an exciting atmosphere of potent desire. Director Jonni Darkko pulls no punches in the hardcore segments of the scene, focusing gleefully on yawning gapers and martini glasses loaded with cum (and spit).
Dirty masseur Kendra Lust
Most scenes create a sense of theatricality and suspense by having the featured star strip out of some of her clothes onscreen. This Dirty Masseur scene opts to jump almost immediately to Kendra Lust in full nude. It’s a bold, cut-to-the-chase choice that is carried off perfectly by the gorgeous Lust, who soon finds herself giving a massage to Johnny Sins. The fast cutting of the tease sequence establishes a brisk energy to the scene that carries through into the sex. It takes very little time before Lust pivots from conventional massage to a more intimate embrace. They move outside to the side of the pool before returning inside to a bed to take matters to a climax.
