WATCH: Top 10 Porn Spoofs of Summer Blockbusters
The buttered popcorn is ready. The projector is whirring. The lights are dimming. Yup, that means it’s time for summer movie blockbusters! In this top 10 list, we recap the the best porn movies inspired by summer’s greatest box-office hits.
E.T XXX: A Dreamzone Parody
At first glance, the wizened Carl Sandburg/Winston Churchill look of Steven Spielberg’s E.T. does not seem like the stuff of classic pornography. And while it’s the beautiful women who leave the most vivid impression. E.T. himself gets into the action, too, generating plenty of laughs as he does so.
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
Axel Braun’s budget is just big enough to create a surprisingly degree of world-building verisimilitude in this all-time great sci-fi parody.
This Ain’t Jaws XXX 2D
The 1975 original is often credited with creating the concept of the modern blockbuster, so how could we possibly leave this Hustler spoof off the list? It unfolds mostly on land, of course, but the familiar shark fin makes some notable cameo appearances.
Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody
Long before Will Smith was smacking Oscar hosts, he was starring in summer blockbusters! This sci-fi fave gets a colorful, effects-heavy spoof treatment from Wicked Pictures. (Misty Stone steals the show.)
Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant
The mainstream Indiana Jones franchise eventually gave its protagonist a son, but Adam & Eve had a much better idea. What would happen if had a busty, sex-crazed daughter just as obsessed with lost relics as he is? Ava Rose steps into the role!
The Avengers XXX
Though sadly no longer an active player in the world of porn parodies, Vivid Premium produced one of the best in 2012 with a take-off of the ultimate superhero team-up.
Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody
Some still point to The Dark Knight as the greatest comic book movie ever. Its porn version made just as big a splash as its inspiration did in 2008.
Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody
It didn’t take much spidey sense to realize the blockbuster porn potential in the Spider-man franchise!
This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX Parody
The biggest hit of summer 1984 has received several porn spoofs, none more memorable than this effects-heavy effort from Hustler. (It was also released in a 3D version.)
Grease: A XXX Parody
Not all summer blockbusters are action adventures or comic book fantasies! In 1978, Grease rose to the top of the charts, eventually inspiring spoof king Will Ryder to create a porn version starring Riley Reid.
