Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Apr. 24)
As spring brings more sunshine, we’re all spending more time outdoors! But when night falls, the mood strikes, and you’re primed for adventure, use this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes” as your guide!
My husband’s admission
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Mckenzie Lee quietly rises from the couch, walks into a nearby bathroom, and screams in sheer anger and frustration. Her husband (Seth Gamble) has just told her that he has a mistress (Blake Blossom), who sits beside him as he breaks the news. Seth attempts to soften the blow by pointing out that this arrangement makes life easier for all of them. After all, when he’s in the mood for sex and Mckenzie isn’t, he can simply hook up with Blake instead, preserving Mackenzie’s energy. He goes one step further by noting that even when he and Blake are having sex, they are thinking about Mckenzie. “He wishes that I could see you suck his cock so I could see all the techniques you employ!” Blake continues. This line of persuasion is so brazen that, well, it actually works! Seeing the value in a mistress, Mackenzie decides to join them. It may sound outrageous, but thanks to the assured style of the performers, it all gels quite nicely.
Step siblings: the VR trap
Leda Elizabeth and Harlowe Blue play stepsisters, but their dynamic is more like that of two gossipy, gabby best friends. The topic of their chatter is their stepbro, Juan, who is so shy they’re sure he’ll never get laid. Despite his nerdy inclinations, they like him, though, and decide that he’s going to have sex one way or another. They hatch an elaborate scheme to seduce him: they’ll tempt him with a newfangled VR headset and then pounce. It works like a charm, of course, and before long, Juan is swept up in their passionate embrace. A droll postscript to the scene suggests that perhaps he wasn’t quite so innocent, after all . . .
Mackenzie Mace hitching a ride
“Pretty girl like you in a neighborhood like this could be a recipe for disaster!” Mackenzie Mace is sitting on the curb in the wrong side of town when two good Samaritans show up. They offer her a ride, which she happily accepts. It doesn’t take long for the conversation to turn to the particulars of her sex life, including whether she’s ever been with two guys at once. Mulling the idea for a moment, she says, “No, I haven’t done it, but it sounds kind of hot!” They kick off the naughty business right there in the back sea, as Mackenzie feels the bulge of her traveling companion while he stimulates her clit. (This leads to some humorous moments when the car’s driver continually sneaks glimpses of the action in the rearview mirror.) Before long, they pull over (and head to the nearest bedroom) to make it a proper threesome!
Kenna’s second round
This sequence takes the unusual step of opening after the characters have had sex. Kenna James is asleep in the bedroom, and Mick Blue warns Oliver Flynn not to go around boasting about their night’s threesome adventures. Before long, the almost fully nude Kenna appears in the doorway, beckoning them her way for round two. The action expands into a typically chic Tushy anal romp, complete with double penetration! But by situating the movie’s fun as the second go ’round for this particular crew of characters, Tushy creates an extra layer of excitement. As we watch their morning threesome, we also imagine just how crazy they must have been the night before, too.
Busted: the teacher turned MILF cam star
Lillian Stone is amazed how many tips her anal cam show is generating! As she goes to town with her favorite toy, her laptop chimes over and over again as each tip rolls in. Unfortunately, she doesn’t realize that the show’s most generous viewer is, in fact, one of her students. “I didn’t know that was on the curriculum,” he muses, just as Lillian recognizes him. He says he’ll reveal the recording of the show to the world if she doesn’t give him some extra-special attention. In a kinky humiliation, he plants a suction-cup dildo atop a school notebook and asks her to ride it. It’s only step one, though, as he quickly pivots to an anal exploration of his own! Thanks to its lengthy cam-style opener, the scene is a two-for-one deal of sorts, offering a pleasing shifting in tone once the errant student takes over.
Jada and Angela take on Jules Jordan
Big booty and big boobs unite! Jada Stevens is known for the former, Angela White for the latter. When you put them together in one scene, well, you better stand back, because the results could be explosive! After a brief but enticing tease segment, we see Angela and Jada stride, hand in hand, back into the nearby house. The completing figure of their threesome is none other than the mighty Jules Jordan himself! (His presence always lends a certain oomph and prestige to any scene he appears in. It’s as if Elon Musk himself were to show up to fix your electric car after a breakdown!) There’s a particularly memorable moment when Angela is riding Jules’s dick while Jada is planted on his face. The two ladies are back to back, but they turn to each other and exchange a smile, as if to say, “Can you believe we have a job this awesome?” (You’ll find it hard to believe there’s a scene this awesome.)
Ivy Wolfe: leaving it up to chance
Ivy Wolfe‘s character admits that she likes to leave her fortunes up to chance. Who needs games of skill when you can align yourself with someone who is more lucky than good? She finds just such a partner one evening when sits down at the roulette wheel. (These early portions of the scene have the sophisticated feel of a high-key spy thriller.) The connection she feels with the handsome man across the table is immediate, so much so that the scene quickly pivots into surreal terrain. He lies flat next to the roulette wheel as he receives a blowjob, with Ivy cradling his head. The movie then cuts to their elaborate, passionate coupling in his luxurious bedroom. Ivy may leave things to chance, but Blacked certainly never does, at least when it comes to intimacy, erotica, and detail.
