Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Mar. 20)
Recover from your midweek St. Patrick’s Day madness by sampling this week’s top porn scenes! (They’re as tasty as a Guinness but won’t leave you with a hangover.)
Hula hoop + anal sex
EXCLUSIVE
Several years ago, Remy LaCroix made topless hula hooping one of her trademarks. (Visit one of our vids on YouTube for a PG demonstration of these notable skills.) Now that LaCroix has retired from studio porn, Paige Owens is poised to assume the throne of porn hula-hoop champ. You’ll find no better demonstration than the opening of this scene, which is so eye-catching, it nearly makes the ensuing anal action anticlimactic. (Well, almost.) She’s so lithe and nimble that you know she’ll be equally bewitching once the hardcore fun commences. By the scene’s end, Paige is merrily hooping once again, this time with Ramon Nomar‘s cumshot coating her lips!
Liya’s time for passion
Pillow fight! It may seem like the province of childish sleepovers, but Private transforms it into something much naughtier. “Soon that innocent game turned into a sensual attraction,” notes Liya Silver in the scene’s narration, as she bashes Nikki Nutz with a cushion. (Privates captures this playful fight in slow motion, giving it an oddly sexy flair.) Their lovemaking has the spontaneity and generous passion of a true-life couple, particularly in the oral sex segments that set things in motion. Liya’s narration is thoughtful and well-written, gaining extra zest thanks to her sexy French accent. With Liya and Nikki, almost any moment can become A Time For Passion.
Gabbie Carter’s makeup test
Initially, Gabbie Carter is all business. As a social media influencer who reviews top cosmetic products, she needs to focus and finish her latest evaluation. Her boyfriend makes some half-hearted attempts to distract her, but she won’t be swayed. She remains zeroed in on her task, delicately applying a sample to her face. The tone shifts, though, when the boyfriend starts to do a mock interview with Gabbie. He asks what she thinks of her new mascara, prompting a head-turning response: “I love that it holds up in the roughest of face-fucking!” Why not give the audience a proper demonstration of this durability, the boyfriend ponders. After she’s received the requisite round of rough, rowdy sex, we discover that her mascara has indeed held up! (Though how she’ll ever post such a product review on YouTube, we’ll never know!)
Getting granny
Sally D’Angelo‘s character promised to keep her granddaughter away from horny college boys like Tyler Nixon. Unfortunately, he’s sneaked past their watchful eye and into the granddaughter’s bedroom. His plan goes awry, though, when grouchy ol’ granddad nearly intercepts him in the hall. To avoid detection, Tyler ducks into the bedroom, only to discover Sally stripped down to her underwear. Her initial annoyance soon melts under the warm glow of charming Tyler, who beds granny with all the same enthusiasm he mustered for her granddaughter. (The hapless grandfather is often just out of view, fuming at his wife’s inability to find his favorite tie.) Sally’s imposing presence, both physical and psychological, helps make this a blockbuster final scene for Filthy Moms 10.
Your virtual slave
VR
The inherent passivity of one partner makes BDSM scenarios ideal fodder for VR. Grab your preferred VR equipment — or purchase some if you haven’t tried VR yet — and enter the dungeon of Mistress Lexi Dona! She’s only too happy to share her sub (Lucky Bee) with you as you become the finishing touch of a kinky threesome. You’ll sample both these beauties at their sexy best, supplemented by an assortment of bondage goodies from Lexi’s toy chest. Straps, collars, masks — they all become part of a wickedly wonderful game that explores the boundaries between pleasure and pain.
Nicole Sage’s true anal test
“I finally found my place, here in porn!” Nicole Sage smiles from ear to ear as she explains to Mike Adriano how she ended up in the business. (She had worked drab administrative jobs but always knew she’d turn to the adult industry someday.) The wideness of the smile foreshadows the immensity of her gaping booty once Mike gets to work! The True Anal label is designed by and shot for the true anal aficionados of the world, with the hardcore moneyshots to prove it. Equipped with a True Anal trademark (the gape gloves), Nicole and Mike pull her ample booty open to allow prying eyes and pounding dicks deep inside. By the end of the scene, Nicole is still smiling her signature smile, this time with a shimmering sheen of satisfaction.
Emma Hix at anal school
“You are one of the sexiest schoolgirls I’ve ever seen!” Such is Mick Blue‘s breathless assessment of Emma Hix! Who are we to argue with one of porn’s top male stars? Hix certainly looks the part, equipped with flirty gleam and a sexy plaid skirt (and nothing beneath it). When Emma admits that she was indeed quite slutty as a student, Mick gives her a playful high five. This spirit of joyful collaboration and unabashed naughtiness pervades the entire scene! Mick equips Emma with a butt plug and high-powered vibrator to warm her up. To escalate matters even further, he inserts a thick dildo into her booty, while Emma continues to work her clit with the vibe. Finally, he brings it all to remarkable climax by giving Emma every inch of his legendary dick.
