Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Jan. 16)
Love triangles are one of the oldest story archetypes in fiction. After watching some of this week’s “Best Porn Scenes,” I have to wonder why such stories don’t more often resolve matters with the obvious solution: a threesome! You’ll find several such scenes in our weekly rundown, plus much more.
Cheering up Eliza
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All it takes is one look at Eliza Ibarra for Codey Steele and Vanna Bardot to realize something is wrong. Plopping down onto the couch next to them, she is reluctant to divulge what the trouble is. (Steele and Bardot project a wonderfully kind, support friendship in these early moments of the scene.) Eventually, she admits that she just got stood up on a big date. In an effort to cheer Eliza up, her friends ask her to hang out with them and watch some TV. The truth is, though, that Codey and Vanna had much steamier plans in mind for the time Eliza was out. Now that’s all out the window . . . or is it? Vanna realizes that the best way to elevate Eliza’s mood is to ask her to join in! Thanks to the actors, the sense of friendship and camaraderie is very persuasive, enhancing the scene considerably.
No, she’s my fuck buddy
Friends with benefits can be a great arrangement, but it also has its pitfalls. That’s what April O’Neil discovers when her two intimate friends (Casey Calvert and Cassidy Klein) begin squabbling over her. Cassidy thinks that Casey has been hogging up all of April’s sexual attention, so she asks for a more balanced split of time. After a tense discussion, they come up with an inviting solution: a threesome! (Interestingly, the MILF family roleplay covered later in this edition of “Best Porn Scenes” opts for this same solution to a similar problem.) This particular movie marks the first time I’ve seen what the studio describes as the “fuck buddy custody battle” scenario. Props to Girlsway for always coming up with new and interesting angles!
Big tit beauty Payton Preslee
The title of the movie itself tells you that L.T. is undoubtedly a Big Tit Fanatic. Then again, fervor and zeal about boobies like this scarcely seems like fanaticism. It’s more like common sense, as plain as the nose on your face, or, indeed, the breasts on Payton Preslee‘s chest. We get a delightfully up-close view of said chest in the movie’s tease sequence, which features Payton frolicking and bouncing in a pool. L.T., with shades planted coolly on his forehead, shows up to give her a taste of BBC! It’s the battle of the “bigs” — Payton’s massive tits and L.T.’s equally impressive dick. What happens when the immovable object meets the irresistible force? Search me, I’m not a physicist, but find out for yourself in this enticing, supercharged Elegant Angel scene!
Photoshoot with naughty stepsister
“It’s wrong!” Nathan Bronson‘s character protests. “It’s art!” Rebel Lynn responds. Rebel has asked her amiable stepbrother to take some pictures of her for a modeling portfolio. Nathan loves to help, but he’s a little hesitant about sharing such intimate moments with his stepsibling. The fact that she’s submitting her work to an erotic modeling company complicates things even further. Can Nathan be okay with seeing stepsis in the nude? Initially, it seems not, since the first batch of photos are shoddy and out of focus. Rebel knows what is clouding his concentration! “You need to cum!” she says, without missing a beat. All that boiling desire is impeding his ability to take a good photo. And guess what — she’s more than willing to help him liquidate all that energy. There’s a marvelous urgency to their coupling here, particularly in Rebel’s passionate faces as she anticipates Nathan’s climax.
Diego wants both stepmoms
Somehow, some way, the enthusiastic, bright-eyed Diego has two stepmoms. You might need a slide rule to figure out how, though! If I understand correctly, his father divorced his birth mother and married Kayla Paige, before divorcing Kayla and marrying Kit Mercer. Voila, two stepmoms, each equally dedicated to their adoring stepson! In fact, their dueling affections boil over into an outright argument at the beginning of the sequence. After a volley of bickering, Diego steps between them and says he loves them equally. “There’s enough of me to go around!” he notes slyly. (There’s a very funny pause as Paige and Mercer slowly begin to grasp that he’s proposing a threesome.) Despite their obvious distaste for one another, the two stepmoms conquer their qualms and strip down to show Diego a rollicking good time. The catty byplay between Kit and Paige is matched only by the passion they share once the clothes come off!
Mick + Natalia + Riley + butt plug
“Me and Riley used to do so much crazy shit together!” Riley Steele and Natalia Starr aren’t as young as they used to be, but they still know how to keep the fires burning. Natalia and her new boyfriend (Mick Blue) are visiting Riley for a few days. She senses a strong sexual connection between the two of them, the sort of thing she’d love to join in on. With a naughty glint in her eye, she brings Mick and Riley breakfast in bed. Tucked onto the tray between the glass of orange juice and the eggs is a cute little gift box. Inside, Natalia discovers a butt plug, something that takes her all the way back to their crazy old-school sexual adventures together. Why not recreate those glory days, this time with anal master Mick as the completion of the threesome? Tushy and Riley Steele are an unbeatable combo, as they prove once again in this show-stopping scene!
Anal only with Kyler Quinn
Kyler Quinn is tricked out in so much branded Anal Only gear, she looks like a cheerleader performing at halftime in the Anal Only Bowl! All this swag adds an apt visual signature to the scene, but it’s the hardcore anal smut that ultimately defines the brand. In the interview segment, Kyler shyly admits that she’s no stranger to backdoor bangin’! The interviewer asks her to turn sideways before he goes in for a glorious tight shot of Kyler’s booty. Clad in a backwards baseball cap that gives her an extra air of cool, Kyler gets to work. She sucks dick, takes that same thick cock in her ass, and in general is every inch the anal fiend she was billed to be. (And of course, the gape gloves show up, too! Really, what kind of self-respecting Anal Only scene doesn’t include gape gloves?)
