‘FakeHub Originals Vol. 9’ (Porn Movie Review)
What happens in women’s prison
Before anyone tries to guess, the answer is sex, especially in FakeHub Originals Vol. 9. Mostly, lesbian sex, but not always. Sometimes, like in this scenario, a stud-like guard is involved. How this guard got lucky and got duty on the two most raging hot inmates I’ve ever seen, I don’t know, and probably much like him, I didn’t care. These criminal women needed sexual service just like any other woman, and I’m all for humane prison reform. While you wouldn’t be able to tell just from listening to their screams that what he was doing was humane, if you could see the glowing smile on their faces, you’d be reassured.
Hitchhiker’s delight
An age-old, unbreakable rule of thumb is there’s only two reasons to pick up a hitchhiker, to have disgusting hot sex with a stranger, or to get murdered. What this old adage never considered is what if it’s two tight-assed, long-legged, big-titted seductresses looking for a good time? FakeHub Originals Vol. 9 considers this. It’s always a gamble picking up strangers on the side of the road, but luckily for our good-hearted Samaritan driver, who simply only wanted to get his dick sucked, these girls we’re ready to fuck. A simple quid pro quo and we’re off to the races. A dirty, messy threesome in the back seat, trading one pussy for another in a game to get the most out of both. In the end it was a mutual exchange, and everyone went home happy and satisfied.
A weekend threesome
What do you get when you mix a getaway weekend with a loads of hot sex? Every married man’s dream! Ha! But that’s nothing compared to what’s in store for these three hot chickadees in the final scenes of FakeHub Originals Vol. 9. Three of the most tit-popping hot women you’ve ever seen book a bed and breakfast for the weekend. You know, for some quality girl time. I’d want that too if I had friends that gorgeous. Usually you only get one, maybe one and a half hot friends in a group. You never have a full group of friends that everyone wants to slam their nuts on. It just never happens! That’s what makes this scenario so tantalizing, and that’s why the guy running this bed and breakfast goes to fuck not one, not two, but all three girls. In golf we call that a triple stroke. So the rugged Kristof Cale sneaks off to Shona River’s room, gives her a cock blasting she won’t soon forget, takes off to Rosella Visconti’s room, sucks her tits and leaves her with a hot creampie, then jumps right on into Yasmeena Ali’s room and fucks her silly! Goodbye, goodnight. This guy is making out like a bandit! The girls were so pleased with his performance, however, that his night isn’t over. They get together and decide they need a triple fuck on this guy to seal the deal. These ladies are ride or die together, and I respect it, and they chose to ride…all over Kristof Cale.
Needless to say I was intrigued. That’s plot. That’s proper narrative threading, emotion, and sexual investment. By halfway through I wanted to see everyone fucked and oozing juices, because I was invested in the characters. You want to see them succeed!
