Best Porn Scenes: Special Halloween Edition (Oct. 31)
The spookiest season of the year reaches its apex today, as Halloween arrives at last! To celebrate the occasion, we’re offering a very special edition of “Best Porn Scenes” spotlighting Halloween-themed porn.
Michael Myers gets her ghost
The climactic scene of the Halloween porn parody contains an outrageous and amusing tweak on one of the original’s most famous visuals. In the 1978 version, Michael Myers toys with an amorous young couple by appearing in front of them wearing the classic, corny “ghost sheet” costume. The porn version contains the same moment, with the predictable but effective twist that Myers is rockin’ a thick, hard erection. Lily LaBeau, who plays this version’s Laurie Strode, can’t resist sampling a bit of this spectral schlong. (Since the pair in the mainstream end up being related, does this make the sequence a de-facto family roleplay scene? Possibly, but either way, it adds to the kink factor.)
Head-turning orgy
For some reason, orgies and group sex have always had a hint of pagan fury that fits in perfectly with Halloween and the horror genre. Maybe it’s the pure lack of inhibition, or maybe it’s the Medusa-like images that all that tangled flesh evokes, or maybe it’s the chorus of diabolical moans that inevitably thunder on the soundtrack. Regardless of what it may be, you’ll find it represented abundantly in this four-girl scene from Girlsway‘s The Turning. (The overall movie remains one of the bestselling vids in the brand.) If Adriana Chechik, Gabbie Carter, and friends almost seem demonically possessed, it’s because they kind of are, as per the movie’s elaborate, engaging horror plot. Don’t miss this classic of lesbian porn horror!
Into the woods
What could be more primal than sex in the middle of the woods during the dead of night? And hey, a sinister, supernatural presence lurking in the background certainly adds to the urgency and excitement. That’s the scenario that Alexis Fawx and Cecilia Lion find themselves in during this standout sequence from Sweetheart Video‘s Terror Camp. With a ring light providing a ghostly glow, this duo strips down and gets busy in their tent, as moans of pleasure resonate like banshee wails. It’s part Blair Witch and part Sapphic splendor, all neatly unified by director Ricky Greenwood, a master of Hollywood porn homages.
Kelly Madison’s scary toys
This brief, unsettling scene from Porn Fidelity is destined to haunt your dreams even as it feeds your fantasies! Surrounded by creepy masks and carnival trinkets, Kelly Madison unveils her mammoth breasts, two beasts with devastating power to rival the greatest monsters in all of horror. (The primary difference being that they’ll stoke your libido instead of your fears!) After some spooky interactions with the nearby clown mask, Kelly whips out a favorite toy and begins pleasuring herself. A sinister soundtrack adds to the sense of unease, which is enhanced even further when Kelly puts on a sharp-toothed skull mask. The tension grows as she works herself toward orgasm, laughing maniacally as she does so! Like Halloween itself, the scene is strange, scary, and oddly sexy!
Zombie foursome
Almost all zombie movies feature scene in which a hapless character is overwhelmed and then consumed by a horde of zombies. In this final sequence from Evil Head, Tommy Pistol suffers the same fate, albeit with the requisite hardcore twist. Taking on the role made famous by Bruce Campbell, Pistol emerges from his isolated cabin to confront three relentless zombies. (The makeup effects on Joanna Angel and her cohorts here is spooky and effective.) Instead of ripping him limb from limb, they tear off his clothes and feast (strictly in the sexual sense) on his big dick. It’s one of the rare porn scenes where the actors stay entirely in character throughout the sex, which is no minor accomplishment when playing a zombie. Their hungry, disturbing growls and screams help blur the line between porn scene and horror climax!
Villainous witchcraft
Forget Rosemary’s Baby, The Ninth Gate, or End of Days! If you want to see the sexiest embodiment of the Prince of Darkness on earth, you’ll find it in this memorable scene. Indeed, this centerpiece from AE Films‘ Villain is imbued with a diabolical energy all its own. Kissa Sins, Gina Valentina, and Katrina Jade surround themselves with candles as they rub their bodies suggestively. Aggressive, gothic music sets a tone of absolute inhibition! By the time they assemble in the center of the circle and begin caressing one another, the true glint of witchcraft is in their eyes. As in the zombie scene above, the performers maintain their dark, in-character personas throughout. They pleasure each other with such flaming ferocity, you might wonder whether something supernatural truly was lurking over the scene as it was shot.
Halloween threesome
Dressing up as a cheesy, sexy version of a famous character or profession is the quintessence of Halloween fun! Spizoo takes this to its logical conclusion by making hot Halloween costumes the centerpiece of a boy/girl/girl threesome. Practically bursting out of their tight outfits, Nina Elle and Jessica Jaymes slip into a spookily decorated room for a little October 31rst fun. Their partner gets in the spirit of things by leaving his bizarre Halloween mask in place for the duration of the sex! The sequence plays out like a Halloween party turned naughty, which is as sexy a finish to this ghoulish holiday as one could hope for. Happy Halloween from your friends at Adult Empire!
