Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Sept. 12)
Sunday is often regarded as a day of rest and worship. Well, we humbly invite you to enter the holy temple of “Best Porn Scenes”! We’ve compiled seven of the most memorable recent individual porn scenes. That’s right — one for every day of the week! Genuflect to them . . . or, you know, just hit play! (And then come back next week, when we’ll have seven more!)
Fencing lesson
Watching this opening scene from Threesome Fantasies Vol. 9 makes me sad that director Brad Armstrong has now retired! Even at the end of his career, he could still make high-caliber porn to match the best of the best. The intro sets the stage for the movie’s fencing-themed story, but you can skip to about 10 minutes in to cut straight to the sex. (The intro itself is an energized, fun piece of filmmaking in its own right, complete with thrilling Inception-style music.) Mick Blue takes on fencing students Naomi Swann and Avery Cristy, whose parry and attack on his dick put any crossed-sword competition to shame. The aggression and intensity of the fencing feeds nicely into the ferocity of this exciting Armstrong threesome.
Landlady Riley gets busted
Surfer dude Johnny Utah (so named in a presumed homage to Point Break) arrives to check out a room Riley Reid‘s character has to rent. Riley consents to be filmed for Johnny’s YouTube channel, casually admitting some rental violations in the course of their chat. The carefree tone changes considerably when Johnny reveals he’s not a surfer but, in fact, an undercover agent! He’s just about to cuff Riley when she makes a counteroffer. What if he agrees to forget the violations if she offers him some sexy favors in return? (Landlady Riley has rented her house out to porn companies before, so she’s no stranger to on-camera fun.) Naturally, Johnny can’t resist!
Anya’s lucid dream
Anya is largely happy with her life, but sometimes her boyfriend is a little too preoccupied with work. To fix the problem, she delves into the weird, wonderful world of lucid dreams! In such reveries, she can take control and make her boyfriend do anything she wants! Unfortunately, this proves more difficult than Anya initially thought. Tossing and turning in hammocks and beds, her efforts seem fruitless. She can’t enter the lucid-dream state, no matter what she does! Finally, she resolves to make one last try and then give up. (Echoing harps do an effective job at evoking a dreamy milieu throughout these scenes.) At last, she succeeds, and uses the opportunity to enjoy a threesome. In a nice but subtle artistic touch, a surreal tone pervades the scene, reminding us that it’s all part of Anya’s fantasy.
Amirah’s anal limits
It’s not unusual for a star to prepare for an anal scene by using a toy, but Amirah Adara‘s co-star opts for a much more hands-on approach. (Literally!) He flattens his four fingers into a rigid sheet of pleasure and slides them up Amirah’s waiting booty. With prep like that, she’s ready for him at his hardest and horniest! In addition to the rambunctious anal play, the sequence also presents an interview with Amirah, in which she discusses some of her preferences. Her charm, accent, and open-mindedness make this an undoubted highlight of #LetsDoeIt‘s jam-packed anal movie Stick It In The Ass 1.
Baddies on the beach
Sometimes, the simplest aspects of sound design can go a long way to establish a sense of mood and place. This sexy Blacked sequence unfolds on a placid beach, with the gentle sound of waves lapping on the shore. Set against the steamy visuals of Tiffany Tatum and Joss Lescaf getting down and dirty, this vacation-style location becomes all the more glamorous and exciting. Adding to the novelty is that the entire balance of the action occurs in this same spot! (Sex scenes with exotic settings often flee into the bedroom in their second halves.) You’ll be ready to book a ticket for your own beach vacation!
Flesh hunter meets Angela White
Angela White is relatively petite, but the opening angle at which she’s shot here makes her look like an imposing giant. These colossus-like proportions are appropriate, given the outsize impact Angela has had on the industry over the years! In this scene, drawn from the new edition of Flesh Hunter, she meets another porn behemoth: legendary director/star Jules Jordan. By the time Angela trills her tongue in a de-facto mating call, she seems to be oozing desire from every orifice! Heavily vocal and vibrant throughout, White gives up all her holes to Jules, highlighted by an intense anal segment. When two porn legends collide, it’s always must-watch entertainment!
Kianna Dior guzzles it all down
Everything is big in a Kianna Dior Cum Slut movie: big boobs, big cocks, big loads, big lust. Heck, even the teddy bear that Kianna playfully embraces in this scene is ridiculously enormous. The Cum Sluts series has become one of the great over-the-top jewels in the Evil Angel crown. Every movie is stuffed full of wet, sloppy action that lays bares the desires of Kianna and director Jonni Darkko. This time, she’s dead set on satisfying two cocks, in the sort of oral extravaganza that leaves her dripping in spit and cum. It all climaxes with a typically messy finish as Kianna hoses up every spare drop of cum from a tray.
