Best of the Sale: Lethal Hardcore, Devil’s Film & More on DVD
Hmmm, is your porn cupboard looking a little bare? Are there some spaces to fill on your collection’s shelf? The latest Adult Empire porn DVD sale is here to save the day! It features popular DVD titles from studios such as Lethal Hardcore, Naughty America, Devil’s Film, and more. Start here with some highlight selections!
Girl Scout Nookies 9
“What about instead of girl scout cookies, I’ll give you girl scout nookie?” In one simple phrase, scene two’s Bella Rose sums up Girl Scout Nookies as both a movie and as a series. Nubile scouts drop by the homes of unsuspecting neighbors, hoping to make a sale and drop their sash. The twist this time is that they make ludicrous purchase demands, often upwards of a hundred boxes or more. When the clients hesitate about such an expenditure, the scouts offer to sweeten the deal by throwing in some, well, nookie. No company has ever quite matched the gleeful vulgarity and fun of Lethal Hardcore’s take on this classic porn scenario! (It’s not all just a rote formula either, despite what the broad premise might suggest! For instance, we didn’t expect Kenzie Madison to flip the script on Mike Hunt by engaging in some enthusiastic rimming.)
Further viewing: Girl Scout Nookies 11, Girl Scout Nookies 14
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Shoplyfter 2
The premise of the Shoplyfter series (18+ teen shoplifters are busted and then fucked by security guards) is so idiosyncratic and specific that it’s hard to imagine how it was even developed in the first place. Even so, it gels in a surprisingly deft way, with a security-cam style making us feel as if we’re eavesdropping on an actual illicit encounter. The movie also uses its premise to play on the sort of submissive/dominant power dynamics that have energized many porn movies over the years. Give the Shoplyfter series a try, even if you aren’t generally a fan of the 18+ teens and older/younger genres! It definitely goes against the notion that porn plays strictly on stock formulas.
Further viewing: Shoplyfter 3
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Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody
“With great power comes great passion.” Okay, maybe that’s not quite how good old Uncle Ben said it in the original Spider-Man comic books. Even so, it seems to apply to the porn version, which finds the webslinger getting entangled in as many hookups as he does crusades against crime. It draws most of its inspiration from the 2002 Sam Raimi movie, right down to the famous upside-down kiss sequence. (This being a porn movie, it becomes an upside-down blowjob instead!) Xander Corvus is nicely cast as Spidey, who is put into a life-and-death struggle with the evil Electro (Dick Delaware, in a scenery-chewing performance). It also delivers a full-on superhero-on-superhero sex scene at the movie’s end, as a suited-up Spidey enjoys his victory with a dalliance with Brooklyn Lee.
Further viewing: Avengers XXX, Avengers XXX 2, Captain America XXX: A Hardcore Parody
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She’s More Stacked Than Her Mom!
Moms and daughters typically have nurturing, happy relationships, but sometimes rivalries do emerge. In the wild and wooly world of Devil’s Film, the bone of contention is who has a bigger bra size! The mothers, played by the likes of Nina Elle, are no slouches in this area, but they can’t always match what their daughters are squeezing into their shirts. At one point, mom Aaliyah Love uses scissors to snip the shirt right off thieving daughter Maddy May, in a startling visual flourish typical of Devil’s Film. The four daughters are all quite eager to put their assets to good use, often with a horny stud right under the nose of hapless mom. (Nina Elle witlessly conducts a Zoom chat while Danny Mountain is throttling daughter Violet Myers just around the corner.)
Further viewing: Mom’s Precious Little Girl, Mom Teaches Sex #4, Mom’s Guide to Sex 8
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