Best of the Sale: Classic & Vintage Porn on VOD (2021)
It can sometimes be tempting to confine yourself entirely to high-definition porn shot within the last decade. To do so is to miss out on a huge swath of porn’s marvelous history! Classic porn offers unique pleasures, often with scale that most modern porn movies could only dream of. Expand your collection with a 30% discount on classic and vintage porn (limited time only: ends 5/18/21)! Start here with some highlight picks.
Pretty Peaches
If you’re old enough to have come of age watching the classics of the ’70s and ’80s, we probably don’t need to convince you of the merits of such movies. But if you’re of the generation that discovered porn in the digital era, you might be tempted to skip over older porn in favor of the newest stars and movies. Stop right there! Thanks to the painstaking restoration of companies like Vinegar Syndrome, porn classics look and sound just as vivid as the latest XXX blockbusters. Pretty Peaches offers pleasures all its own in a story of madcap misfortune that is disturbing and hilarious all at once. Desiree Cousteau plays an innocent, inexperienced woman whose bout of amnesia results in a series of sexual misadventures. It’s shocking but always sexy, with fun appearances by porn legends like John Leslie and Joey Silvera. Oh, and the infamous “doctor” scene needs to be seen to be believed!
Further viewing: Pretty Peaches 2, Pretty Peaches 3
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Superstar
“Tell me about your hobbies. What do you like to do in your spare time?” “Basically? Fuck.” “That’s all?” “Occasionally I eat pussy.” The legend of the enormously endowed John Holmes speaks for itself! He was the subject of a major biopic starring Val Kilmer, and he inspired much of the plot of Paul Thomas Anderson’s famous Boogie Nights. It’s been more than 30 years since his death, so his cultural currency has inevitably ebbed to a degree. Superstar gives you a chance to renew your familiarity with the porn legend via a series of sex scenes framed by a Holmes interview with a go-getter journalist. As such, the audience is given plenty of chances to absorb Holmes’s sense of humor and personality as well as his allegedly one-foot “asset.” We’re treated to vignettes of Holmes bedding a young wife, organizing a visit with a prostitute, and more.
Further viewing: The John Holmes Collection, The Best of John Holmes Vol. 2, The Best of John Holmes Vol. 3
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Latex
With its straight-forward title, you’re tempted to think that Latex is nothing more than a rubbery sex romp with a fetish theme. You’d be wrong, though, because this classic Michael Ninn vid has aspirations well beyond a casual exploration of a niche. The movie opens up in a series of truly surreal sex segments as a researcher attempts to delve into the sexual psyche of a man in an asylum. (It’s all conducted in a futuristic dystopian vein, like Orwell or Huxley with an XXX spin.) Things reach a particularly fevered, surrealistic pitch in the final sequence, which finds the latex of the title getting drenched in cum. While the movie can come across as somewhat corny to modern audiences, there’s plenty to appreciate if you push past some of the budget-induced aesthetic limitations.
Further viewing: Shock, Thorn, Perfect
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Dirty Cartoons Vol. 2
Well, admit it. You’re kind of curious! Dirty Cartoons Vol. 2 is a genuine oddity even in the already-bizarre world of animated pornography. It consists almost entirely of small segments of cartoon erotica, often in strange, almost inexplicable scenarios and configurations. Witness, for example, the sequence wherein a man has his way with an enormous ape-like creature, only to have said creature turn the tables and penetrate him from behind. The creature’s penis emerges from the man’s mouth with each thrust, in the sort of comedic visual twist possible only in a cartoon! Though a live-action version of such a scenario would be gruesome, the animated incarnation comes across as bawdy comedy — Looney Tunes with an X rating, in essence. Given the obscure nature of the material, the image quality is not up to the high-def level, to say the least, but it’s certainly an interesting insight into the wild and wooly places that animation alone can go to. (For a crisper, remastered version of cartoon erotica, check out Vinegar Syndrome’s Sextoons.)
Further viewing: Erotic Cartoon Festival, Sextoons
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