Top porn movies of 2005

The Top 10 Porn Movies of 2005

What turned audiences on in 2005? Find out in this video rundown (plus text recap) of the year’s most popular porn movies.

Pirates

There surely could be no raunchier, rowdier place than a pirate ship, and there could be no 21st century porn movie as iconic as Pirates. While it’s clearly designed to play on the popularity of the Pirates of the Caribbean series (then at the apex of its popularity), the flick has had a life of its own as a standalone porn blockbuster. The scale of the production value will astonish viewers new to the movie while also taking old-school porn fans back to a bigger, bolder era of adult entertainment. This one truly never gets old! (We can only hope that one day a new sequel may appear!)

 

Island Fever 3

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition has undergone some transformations over the years, but in its classic form, it showcased busty models in beautiful, exotic locations. The Island Fever series essentially imagines what would happen if the Swimsuit Edition suddenly lost all of its clothes! Like Pirates, it’s another fave from Digital Playground, a company that was experiencing its true glory days in the mid 2000s. The movie underlines the budgetary enhancements big-ticket movies had at the time, complete with on-location filming in Tahiti and Bora Bora and stars (Jesse Jane and others) who never go out of fashion.

The New Devil In Miss Jones

What’s old is new again in Vivid Premium’s reimagining of one of the classics of porn’s 1970s golden era. The first flick, which chronicled a prim woman’s descent into sin, has always had a towering reputation. Nevertheless, it had become somewhat dated by the time this remake was released. As a result, Paul Thomas‘s new version is probably the best way for modern porn fans to experience this vintage porn scenario. In addition to rollicking performances from Savana Samson and Jenna Jameson, the movie features some eye-popping action, including a sex scene set high up among some rock formations. The movie cleaned up at award time, even winning Adult Empire’s own “Best DVD” prize.

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre

The butchery of ’70s slice-’em-up movies doesn’t sound like it would mesh very well with pornography, but Powertool Massacre manages to walk the line by keeping a cheeky sense of humor. It mixes and matches styles from various horror movies over the years, ranging for Texas Chain Saw Massacre to Blair Witch Project and more, while incorporating no less than 10 sex scenes. It’s also riotously funny at times, including a zany opening sequence that finds horny road trippers so fixated on sex that they lose track of who is driving the van. (Read more about this scene in this edition of “The Plot Thickens.”)

The Perfect Secretary

The Perfect Secretary melds two popular genres: secretary/office sex and first anal (for Carmen Luvana). (First anal has become a much more prominent theme in porn over the last decade and a half, as stars have forged recognizable brands through social media, but it was still a new-ish marketing ploy when The Perfect Secretary was released.) While some of the workplace power dynamics look a little crass in the #MeToo era, The Perfect Secretary still boasts plenty of appeal. Sure, it may be naughty, but who wasn’t had an idle fantasy about a sexy secretary who will do anything to nail down the job? Fans of Mad Men will particularly enjoy the flick, and Carmen Luvana’s first anal alone makes it worth a look.

Catherine

Enigmatically billed as “the story of a haunting woman,” Catherine is not a movie that’s easily characterized. It’s also the sort of flick that the current porn environment no longer really generates, so fans looking for a genuine glimpse into the artistry of the era would do well to check it out! Director Michael Ninn barrages with audience with bizarre, sensual imagery that forms the life and fantasies of Catherine (Audrey Hollander). (The scene titles alone are a fair indication that Ninn isn’t just pulling pages from the usual porn playbook: “Bald Aristocrat Fuck” and “Illuminati Salute,” among others.)

Lexie and Monique Love Rocco

Monique and Lexie aren’t the only ones! Rocco Siffredi is still kickin’ as porn superstar to this day, and he was full in his glory in 2005, combining his talents with noted director Paul Thomas. Siffredi’s boundless energy will be recognizable to fans who know his later work with Evil Angel, but they may also be surprised to see how elaborate this earlier effort is! It’s not just Rocco chatting with and seducing a hot newb. Instead, it’s him in a wide range of environments and scenarios, all of which are dominated by his particular brand of charisma.

Teen America: Mission 5

The Jack of Jack’s Teen America is, in fact, famous director Robby D., who launched one of his most notable gonzo efforts with this popular series of the early HD-porn era. His horndog persona roams through a series of 18+ teen-themed hookups, complete with the classic accessories such as schoolgirl uniforms and breathy, baby-doll voices. This particular installment focuses on contract stars of the day, including Teagan Presley and Devon.

Jenna Loves Pain

The yield of Jenna’s pain is perfect pleasure for porn viewers everywhere! Porn’s take on BDSM has evolved in the years since Jenna Loves Pain was released. As a result, its depiction of whips and chains might seem cartoonish to audiences who have delved into brands like Kink. Even so, it’s fun to see this old-school depiction of bondage themes, which retains plenty of punch thanks to Jenna Jameson‘s iconic presence. Also of note is director Ernest Greene, who was for years the partner of another porn superstar: Nina Hartley.

Eternity

Another porn period piece, Eternity plays as a fun double feature with Pirates. Both are set in an era of swords and ruffled shirts, but whereas Pirates is a fun-loving action adventure, Eternity is more of a classic drama, albeit with plenty of kinky twists. Stormy Daniels looks tremendously fetching in her low-cut period garb, embodying the role of Silvia in a multi-generational tale of star-crossed lovers. It takes on the feel of a vintage mass market paperback romance, with the bodice-ripping prose coming to glorious life in the form of heart-pounding sex, explicit facials, and more.

 

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