St. Patrick's Day porn movies

A Complete Guide to AE’s Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Porn Movies

When it comes to movies, St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t seem to get much love. Sure, there are plenty of flicks about Christmas or Halloween, but few people have a list of St. Patrick’s Day faves on the tip of their tongue. Interestingly, the St. Pat’s theme has arisen numerous times in adult cinema! We’re on top of it with your annotated guide to some of the bestselling St. Patrick’s Day porn movies.

Sexy Celebrations

An Irish jig fills the air. It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and two buddies are roaming the streets, looking for a bar where they can celebrate the day properly. While they probably envisioned nothing more than a few laughs and a beer, they’re about to run into a red-haired lass who’ll show them the true luck of the Irish. She tackles double the hard dick with so much enthusiasm, it seems Emerald Island magic must be involved somewhere! The trappings of the scene are as corny as a Lucky Charms commercial, but the sex itself is as fun as a St. Patty’s Day party thrice over.

Pornstars Like It Black 2

Shamrocks and Irish music once again set the scene, but if A.J. Applegate is craving something dark and thick, it sure isn’t a pint of Guinness! After teasing us with her famously ample booty, A.J. sets her gaze on the party’s prime attraction: Sean Michaels‘s thick, hard dick! For once, Brazzers jettisons the expected zany St. Patrick’s Day plot and settles its focus squarely on the chemistry-heavy coupling of the two stars. It makes for a great watch on March 17 . . . or any other day of the year, for that matter!

Morning After St. Paddy’s Day Party with Step-Daughter

Turn out the lights, ’cause the party’s over . . . but the fun has only just begun! Winter Bell and her stepdad are returning from a long, crazy night of St. Patrick’s Day partying. As they collapse onto a bed and recap some of the night’s shenanigans, it becomes obvious that there’s some lingering sexual tension between the two. Stepdad is surprised when Winter invites him to cop a feel, but that’s really only the beginning of what she has in mind! The herky-jerky camera movements and POV perspectives allow you to feel like you’re playing the role of stepdad yourself . . . and enjoying a St. Pat’s Day like none other!

Teen Hitchhikers 2

It’s a lucky day for Pepper XO and Danny Mountain alike! Pepper is fortunate that Danny stopped to give her a ride, and Danny is lucky to have picked up such a bright-eyed beauty. Pepper is on her way to a St. Patrick’s Day celebration, to which she invites Danny, but she notices he’s not wearing any green. They zip back to his place to rectify this error, and when she sees how handsome he looks without his shirt, well, swigging some beer with her pals suddenly becomes a secondary concern. The byplay between Mountain and Pepper is charming and amusing, playing out in such a way that we genuinely buy into their chemistry. Pepper also embodies sprightly Irish charm to a T, right down to her lilting voice and shamrock-green garb.

St. Patty’s Party Girls

Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs! The Dreamgirls studio is where spring break never ends. St. Patty’s Day Party Girls lives in a world where every beautiful babe is ready to flash her breasts. It’s like a ’90s-era MTV reality show without any content restrictions. College cuties lift up their shirts and jiggle their booties, in between a whole hell of a lot of partying.

Saint Patricks Day Sex Party – Aaliyah Love

“My pussy is very swollen, very sore, but it hurts so good!” It’s been that kind of holiday for Aaliyah Love! A hangover is the gravest malady most people deal with on St. Patrick’s Day, but perky Aaliyah is in for a pounding from Porno Dan. Since it was drawn from a live show, the movie has a freewheeling, improvisational quality to it, as Dan and Aaliyah vamp and chat while preparing to get busy on camera, St. Pat’s-style.

Bratty Sis Holiday Spectacular

It may be St. Patrick’s Day, but the cast of scene three of The Bratty Sis Holiday Spectacular are acting much more like it’s Mardi Gras! Stepbro has beads draped around his neck, and his stepsister and friend are hoping to snare a few as accessories for their St. Pat’s party. He knows how to drive a bargain, though: they’ll need to show their boobs before he shares any of the goods. The scene ratchets up the sexual stakes from there, as flashing leads to touching leads to sucking . . . and, well, we’re sure you can envision the rest!

Dare Dorm 33

If you dare open the dorm-room door at the height of a St. Patrick’s Day party, you better be prepared for the hardcore shenanigans you’re likely to unveil! In scene three, a crew of rowdy college students start off modestly, with some light sex chat as they all sit placidly on a bed. The topic gets them in the mood, though, and in the true “truth-or-dare” spirit of college fun, nudity and sex can’t be far behind! All told, it’s a bit like a Dreamgirls movie that is allowed to play out with full sex.

Cock Sucking Challenge Vol. 26

Porno Dan is back, with all the brimming brio that you’d expect! This St. Patrick’s Day celebration is going to be extra special, because he’ll use it to determine who is the best BJ artist in porn. Naturally, you get to play the role of de-facto judge, watching while Dan samples the oral-sex skills of such beauties as Dani Jensen (looking very much the Irish lass with her signature red hair), Jennifer White, and more. A March Madness-style bracket presides over the action, noting who has advanced and who has to wait until next year. If you want all the sex appeal of porn mixed with the drama of a reality show, don’t miss Cock Sucking Challenge Vol. 26.

Fuck Me I’m Irish

At first, the party seems pretty quiet. The only current attendees are Lily Cade and Yasmine De Leon, after all, and they haven’t even turned on any music yet to set the mood. You’ll quickly discover, though, that this pair can make for quite a lively party even without anyone else to jazz things up. What starts as a playful appreciation of Lily’s booty turns into a girl/girl frenzy that will leave Irish eyes — or any eyes, for that matter — smilin’.

 

 

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