Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Mar. 7)

March roars in like the proverbial lion with this week’s rundown of best porn scenes! We hope you have a hearty appetite, because we’ve got no less than two scenes with a food theme, plus some revved-up car naughtiness, a fetching MILF or two, and no shortage of anal.

In the room with Natalie Knight

You’re in the room with Natalie Knight, who is about to introduce herself to the singular pleasures of BBC! The In the Room series offers the latest evolution of the gonzo genre: performers talking directly to the audience (which plays a silent role as the star’s kinky significant other). As the action unspools, Knight continually looks back at the camera, reveling in the fact that her boyfriend is watching every minute of her bliss. At times, the movie also attempts to suggest other details in the room, right down to the fragrances of the shirts in the closet. 

When girls play (in the kitchen)

Lena Paul is in the kitchen, trying to film a recipe vid as the latest installment of her cooking series. Unfortunately, Jade Baker just keeps getting in the way! First, she ruins a shot by poking her nose into the fridge while Lena is attempting to shoot the intro. Then, as Lena begins to get her groove back, Jade strips down and starts to play with herself. Anyone’s concentration would be frayed by an inviting sight like that, so Lena opts to abandon her video shoot completely and join Baker in a pursuit of pleasure. (Food plays a largely peripheral role in this sequence, but just wait until you see what Purple Bitch has in store further down in this post!)

Sneaky sex next to the car

Cassidy Banks is in a foul mood. Her car needs work, but the mechanic is taking an excruciatingly long time to finish the job. To add insult to injury, his credit-card machine is down, meaning that Cassidy is left without a way to pay. The crafty mechanic conjures up an alternate arrangement, wherein Cassidy will get the work done for free in exchange for a glimpse of her breasts. Once scraps of clothes start disappearing, all bets are off! As the sex heats up, Cassidy makes creative use of the props around her, including the nearby mechanic’s roller. (Perhaps these helpful gadgets will now experience a surge in sales as a new type of position tool?) And in the true spirit of the Sneaky Sex series, they’re in for an unexpected interruption near the scene’s end . . . 

Freaky Krissy Lynn

This isn’t Krissy Lynn‘s first rodeo. She knows how to play to the camera — and the camera loves her as much as she loves it. Her tease scene alone is worth the price of admission, striking a vivid tone of clarity and intimacy that makes you think Krissy is only a few inches away from you. Her scene partner soon arrives to drench her vag in massage oil, but Krissy seems so amped up, her own juices are no doubt just as abundant. Krissy qualifies as a “freaky MILF’ in the purest sense: she can get her freak on without any props or BDSM accessories like whips or dungeons. All she needs is a big, fat dick and a camera to record it all. 

Salad days

Give Alya Stark and Frederica Fierce a banana, an ear of corn, and a cucumber, and they’ll show you something you’ve never seen before! The astonishing creativity and outright weirdness of the Purple Bitch brand delivers once again, with a scene that packs plenty of eye-catching visuals into its concise 13-minute running time. The duo begins their sexual adventure by making naughty use of any dildo-shaped bit of produce they can get their hands on. They then find themselves drizzled with oil and drenched in leafy greens as they become a living, breathing pornstar salad! For once, you’ll actually look forward to eating your vegetables.

Riley Steele: blonde label

“Do you want me to spank you?” At first, Small Hands isn’t sure what’s wrong with the lady in his life (Riley Steele). She’s been distant and terse, without apparent explanation. Finally, in a scene bristling with a strange sexual tension, he confronts her directly. She admits that she had been having some fantasies about spanking, after the couple’s recent viewing of a 50 Shades-type movie. Small Hands is pleased to oblige, quickly breaking out some BDSM accessories to enhance their lovemaking. The scene builds with edge and energy in a way that is rapidly becoming the trademark of director Kayden Kross.

Anal with newbie Alicia Williams

In her interview segment with HardX director Mason, Alicia Williams mentions that her hometown was a very lonely place. Now that her porn career is blossoming, she’s going to get a lot of company, quickly! Her companion this time is Ramon Nomar, a go-to talent both for this studio and for high-profile anal scenes. Alicia’s beautiful little booty gets one heck of a workout as the energetic Ramon penetrates her from a stunning, sweeping variety of angles and perspectives. If the title is Anal Casting, we’re pretty sure Alicia has nailed down the role.