Cobra Bi Strikes Hard – Cobra Bi Review
Porn parodies are nothing new, but it’s rare something comes along that combines both of my passions: watching porn and bone-breaking martial arts. Cobra Bi, from BiPhoria, further induces me into an inception-like state when you consider it’s not just a parody, but a parody of a 2010’s reboot, Cobra Kai, of the 1980s classic, The Karate Kid. Of course, Ralph Macchio and William Zabka are heart-throbs in their own right (emphasis on the THROB), but Cobra Bi takes it to the next level.
While many are lenient when it comes to porn parody source material, it’s worth noting that Cobra Kai is a shockingly dramatic, poignant, and hilarious show, so Cobra Bi finds itself in a unique position to deliver something refreshing.
Bisexuality and martial arts
Martial arts are an incredible primal, physical, and spiritual practice, so the bridge from that to sex is so small it’s hard to imagine why it’s taken this long to link the two. For example, Isabella Nice taking a dick in her pussy and mouth in the dojo just feels so right. After all, it’s all part of her training! Watching both men pleasure each other at the same time gets us into the true spirit of martial arts: sharing.
Cobra Bi does an excellent job of lifting from the source material, not simply with a karate theme and headbands, but things like the California backdrop for a setting go a long way. The bisexual theme in itself is an incredibly thoughtful touch, as we may draw links to the duality of man, yin and yang, found in the philosophy of all martial arts, as well as a perfect representation of the polarizing dojos and teaching styles of Cobra Kai and Miyagi-Do from Cobra Kai. We need lessons from both to truly become a master of karate.
The bottom line
The beauty of Cobra Bi is its combination of so many enjoyable things. It’s three three-way bi-sexual scenes, so if you’re looking for a fun, pretty looking bi-sexual porn movie, this is for you. If you’re a fan of martial arts, this is for you. If you’re a fan of parodies, this is for you. As my grandma would say, “there’s something for everyone to enjoy!”
Cobra Bi stars Isabella Nice, Abbie Maley, Dillon Diaz, Johnny Hill, Joel Someone, Vince Parker, and Cesar Xes.
