‘I Got Milfed’ Porn Video Review

In one of the most famous comments ever made about pornography, Supreme Court justice Potter Stewart once observed, “I know it when I see it.” It’s difficult to define exactly what porn is, but it’s unmistakable when it’s in front of you. It sometimes seems like the “MILF” concept is entering that same sort of nebulous territory. Is a MILF simply an attractive older woman? Well, maybe, but many porn “MILFs” are not “old” by any conventional reckoning. Even so, there’s a certain confident, cagey quality to MILF performers that is instantly recognizable, as Robby D’s I Got Milfed demonstrates. (Even the title itself implies that the male co-stars are somehow getting pulled into the orbit of powerful MILFs, almost in spite of themselves.)

Sofi Ryan, for example, is only 28 years old. One might wonder how exactly that’s MILF territory, but somehow, when you see her in action, it makes sense. In scene four, she plays a real estate agent showing a beautiful house to a studly buyer. As she describes the virtues of the property’s many features, she launches into an amusing volley of double entendre wordplay, conveying in no uncertain terms that she has other business she’d like to transact. (“The pool is really deep. Very deep. Great for diving . . . “) Later, once she’s finally succeeded in seducing her quarry, they have sex so agitated and vociferous, it looks like they’re sitting atop a washing machine revving up to its very highest setting.

Scene two opts for a more conventional MILF scenario, featuring a gamer stepson who lusts haplessly after his stepmom. In a wry visual touch, the movie puts a literal spin on the cougar theme by having Kylie Le Beau crawl, catlike, around the corner as her stepson masturbates. Once she pounces, her prey can barely comprehend what hit him! (This particular scene also incorporates some foot and shoe fetish references into the action.)

Stepping back to scene one, Kit Mercer plays a woman getting a special fitness lesson from a personal trainer. As the workout progresses, they find themselves in more and more intimate positions. It’s clear from a mere glance at Kit’s face that she wants this trainer, and wants him bad. Once the scene turns hardcore, she owns her sexuality like a cougar twice her age. Just look at the looks of unbridled pleasure that flash across her face: this is a woman who has long since left behind any feeling of shame or misgiving when it comes to sex.

Lexi Luna adds a dash of humiliation to the mix in scene three, as she seduces another man while capturing the dirty deed on video. Luna is remarkably adept a rubbing it all in, even going so far as to pointedly reference her wedding ring as she uses her ring finger to tease her lover’s dick. By the scene’s end, however, she makes you wish she’d drop by for a personalized round of humiliation, such is her confident charisma.

I Got Milfed is the charter effort from the MILFED studio, a new imprint from the distributors who have brought you such faves as HardX and Sweet Sinner. If the first movie is any indication, it should be a prime source of quality porn for a long, long, time! And if Potter Stewart has a laptop up in the heavens, we hope he opens it up, navigates to AdultEmpire.com, clicks into I Got Milfed, and smiles approvingly as he says, “I know it when I see it . . . ”