Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Dec. 6)
We’ve got a bumper crop for you today! Visually sumptuous porn feasts and rollicking threesomes are only the beginning in this latest edition of “Best Porn Scenes”!
Anna and Anissa’s threesome
Anissa Kate and Anna Polina don’t really need anything other than themselves to create a memorable porn scene. The two of them could probably shoot an adult movie in an entirely white void and still produce something worth watching. That said, when you add a little bit of the ol’ Marc Dorcel magic and class, plus a beefy male co-star, you’re talking a whole new level of porn awesomeness. That’s exactly what you’ll get in this opening sequence from Dorcel’s wife-themed hit My Wife’s Vices. Polina and Kate both look smashing in that sexy lingerie, too!
Cum inside
Music has become less and less a part of pornography as the years have progressed. (The cheesy, bleating saxophone licks that once accompanied hardcore sex scenes are now largely a thing of the past.) Even so, it’s still fairly common for porn-movie tease sequences to be played with some sort of music underneath. #LetsDoeIt makes the interesting choice to allow even the earliest moments of this scene to play out entirely without music. Thus, we are treated to a very intimate aural experience as we hear the excited, expectant breathing of the two participants, plus of a variety of other evocative sounds. It’s the perfect setup for the most intimate of porn scenes: a full-on creampie!
Milking it
The scene opens in relatively quiet fashion, with beautiful newbie Zaawaadi chatting with Rocco Siffredi about the finer points of BDSM. (Both performers have wonderfully flamboyant speaking voices, giving this early portion of the scene auditory pleasures all its own.) This belies the pure madness of the action to follow, which involves Zaawaadi taking on three sex-crazed ladies who latch onto their co-star with all the zeal of a wolf pack feasting on a new snack. (Their howling moans sound a bit wolfish, too, as if to complete the metaphor.) Things get truly surreal when they begin dumping carafes of milk all over Zaawaadi, resulting in some of the most startling, striking porn images of the year.
The (Costa Brava) heat is on
“I’m glad she’s still so naughty. We’re going to have a blast!” Old pals Alexis Crystal and Veronica Leal are reunited once again after a long time apart. They then proceed to do what anyone would do in such a circumstance: they frolic naked on a beach! (This montage of beach jolliness is so peppy and up-tempo, it looks like outtake footage from an X-rated pharmaceutical commercial for some sort of restorative anti-depression medication.) Soon, they adjourn to a nearby pool to make out a bit, before they’re joined by a rock-hard stud who completes their threesome. Alexis is particularly enthused when she has a chance to taste Veronica’s juices as her co-star moves his dick from Veronica’s vag to Alexis’s mouth and back again.
Seth and Emma
Kissing sometimes gets the short shrift in porn movies. Many adult scenes spend very little or even no time at all on kissing, preferring to skip straight to oral sex and other aspects of foreplay. This opener from First Timers & Second Chances 2 compensates for this oversight by focusing on a great deal of passionate kissing in the first few minutes. We genuinely feel the urgency and passion of the two characters (played by Seth Gamble and Emma Hix) as they finally begin to express their physical connection. The scene quickly escalates into outright hardcore territory, of course, right up to the cumshot on Emma’s stomach, but it’s the early moments that give the movie its greatest emotional charge.
Three dance for me
The chemistry of the partners in threesome scenes doesn’t always produce the fireworks you might expect. Porn-movie pairings are contingent on scheduling, contracts, and a variety of other factors, so it’s not uncommon for three stars to appear together with very little overt chemistry. Nothing could be further from the truth in the case of this final scene from Dance For Me, yet another sterling effort from director Kayden Kross. She joins up with husband Manuel Ferrara and the effortlessly gorgeous Kenna James in a sequence that makes us hope that they return to this configuration again and again. The scene also stands out due to its setting and lighting scheme, which perfectly evoke the tawdry yet appealing environment of a strip club.
Dredd and Lena Paul
Lena Paul is dressed like a student in the early going of this scene, but the way she wears that outfit would get her kicked out of any school that we’ve ever heard of! Her ample boobs are spilling out of her top: it’s “as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when,” as P.G. Wodehouse once memorably put it. Paul is impressed by what’s on her school schedule today: every last inch of the massive Dredd! After giving Dredd a trial run atop a glass tabletop, the duo shift to a more comfortable environment for some anal fun. “Summa cum laude, bitch!” is Lena’s sage assessment of their time together, as cum drips off her lovely chin.
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