Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Sept. 20)

We warp our way from Star Trek to jigsaw puzzles to dirty teachers all the way to anal insanity in this new edition of “Best Porn Scenes”! Start fall the right way with seven of the most popular porn clips of the past week.

Trekkies go warp speed

How do you get a couple of Trekkies to stop bickering about the finer points of their obsession? You distract them with the one thing that they love more than Star Trek: sex! The opening scene of Fucking Fandoms Vol. 1 pulls the curtain back on a group of costumed Star Trek fans who are on their way to major pop-culture convention. The ladies of the quartet are interested mostly in showing off their sexy short skirts and finding some hot dudes to hook up with, but their male counterparts keep getting caught up in squabbles about classic Trek versus Next Generation. The argument is resolved in the best manner possible: by showing that all differences melt away once the clothes come off and sex begins. Captain Kirk would be proud!

Stacked Lexi Luna

Is it just our imagination, or does Lexi Luna resemble Milana Vayntrub, the comedian and actress best known for her appearances in AT&T commercials? Milana probably won’t be shooting porn anytime soon, but even if she did, we can’t imagine she’d have the charm and sex appeal of Lexi, who is part classic bombshell and part sweetheart next door. In this scene, she’s romanced with a card, chocolates, and — most importantly in the context of a porn movie — some bright red lingerie that becomes the perfect path to seduction. Luna seems particularly skilled at the classic reverse-cowgirl position, managing to maintain a tangible connection to her partner while also successfully playing to the audience. 

Mentored by Mona Wales

You probably had a favorite teacher in school or college, maybe even one you had a bit of a crush on. For most people, this is essentially an idle fantasy, but My Favorite Teacher plays on the idea of a mentor and student who actually do end up in a clinch together. Just before college, Van Wylde enjoyed a passionate fling with Mona Wales, but life led them in different directions after Van’s mother intervened. One year later, he finds himself back at home and pondering a renewed dalliance with Wales. The movie is best enjoyed in full, of course, to appreciate the development of the plot, but this final scene contains the passionate coupling of Wales and Wylde that the movie’s entire story has been building toward. (And could Wylde’s mom have the last laugh, after all? Watch and find out!)

“Puzzle” time with Katie Morgan & Brandi Love

Some stars are so remarkably sexy, you’d be willing to watch them do just about anything, no matter how tedious. For instance, take Katie Morgan and Brandi Love. They’re both so charismatic that even the sight of them putting together a jigsaw puzzle is somehow quite sexy. (This certainly must be the first scene we’ve covered in “Best Porn Scenes” that features jigsaw puzzles so prominently. Just when you think you’ve seen it all!) The duo become so engrossed in their puzzle that they somehow don’t notice the peeping Tom looming up behind them, even when he starts masturbating to the sight of their skimpily covered bodies. He’s harder to ignore when he starts humping Morgan’s fist (“Hard for me to do the puzzle without both hands,” she complains), though, so Brandi and Katie decide to help him relieve his sexual tension in a far more active manner! The scene’s eccentric sense of humor plays in perfect complement to the pure sex appeal of Love and Morgan.

Dior in the dark

Porn scenes from major studios tend to be lit in a bright, buoyant manner that vividly illustrates every detail. It’s a logical approach, but it does ignore the fact that real-life sex often takes place at night or in secret, dimly lit spots. That’s why it’s paradoxically rather fun to see this family roleplay scene unfurl in a murky, dark environment. It’s as if we’re witnessing a naughty escapade in person, with nothing but the natural lighting in the room! In addition, Gianna Dior perfectly embodies the sullen-but-sexy step-relation who gets entangled in a dirty scenario.

Lasses with glasses

Many porn scenes play on the contrast in physical size of the two performers: a towering behemoth on one side and a meek, petite co-star on the other. Usually, such sequences are from the boy/girl genre, but Brazzers puts a lesbian spin on it this time. The diminutive Piper Perri plays a harried administrative assistant employed by the high-heeled, big-bosomed Nicolette Shea. Perri has lost an important bit of paperwork and Shea is not happy at all, particularly when she perceives that Perri is trying to distract her with cute good looks. It’s part of her ploy of seduction, of course, and at times the Amazonian Shea looks like she’s on the point of crushing Perri as their tryst plays out. If you like your lesbian porn with as strong whiff of domination, you’ll definitely want to add this one to your weekly watch list. (And yes, both, performers leave their sexy specs on for almost the entire scene!)

Anal investigation with Alexis Tae

Alexis Tae is slim in build, with bedroom eyes and an invitingly naughty smile. She projects the casual, amiable demeanor of a sexual partner whose low-key bearing belies an animalistic longing lurking beneath. Chris Diamond is the perfect person to help unleash such urges, as he presents an intimidatingly thick endowment for an anal scene. Tae alternates between “how-will-it-ever-fit” gasps and primal shrieks of pleasure as Diamond gives her every last inch.

 

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