Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Aug. 16)

Sex in a dreamlike all-white environment that looks like it was designed by a hip, modern interior decorator? Sounds fun to us! And thanks to this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes,” such a fantasy (plus six more) can be experienced, all through the wonderful world of Adult Empire On Demand.

In the white box

We’ve never had sex in a minimalist installation at a modern art museum, but if we did, we can only imagine it would look something like this scene from White Boxxx Vol. 24. Lying under a bench, Zazie Skymm’s scene partner waits for her in a blindingly white room that sets the tone and mood (important elements in any #LetsDoeIt porn scene). The performers creatively incorporate the bench as the scene progresses, using it as a prop for their subdued but very erotic exploration of power dynamics. If you’ve not experienced the immersive, elegant stylings of #LetsDoeIt, the White Boxxx series is the perfect place to start.  

Ryan Keely’s party break with Isiah

“I just wanted to get away and have fun.” Ryan Keely is having problems with her boyfriend. He’s jealous by nature and doesn’t approve of Ryan’s party-going ways. As a result, Keely is in sore need of a good time. Enter Isiah Maxwell! By chance, he’s sitting in the high-back chair of the room Ryan escapes to during a party, while her boyfriend is nagging her with phone calls and texts. Ignoring her boyfriend’s messages, Ryan opts for a heart-to-heart with Maxwell, who turns out to be exactly the confident, assured lover Keely is in need of. This one comes down largely to performer chemistry, which Maxwell and Keely have in abundance.

Into the woods

Given that the movie tells a fairly elaborate (and twisted) story, you’re probably best served by watching Pushing Boundaries from beginning to end. But if time is short and you need to cut to the chase, this final scene certainly contains plenty of highlights. The salacious story of a stepdad (Ryan Mclane, feckless but charming), his perverse partner (Mona Wales, looking as if naughty thoughts run in her mind constantly), and his stepdaughter (Kenna James, wholesome and dirty all at once) comes to a head in this outdoor threesome. The trio embark for an apparently innocent picnic, but there’s more on the menu than just a few crudites and some sandwiches. Birdsong and the other sounds of nature meld with moans of pleasure as the three toss their basket aside and indulge in family-roleplay madness. 

Dee Williams educates her stepson

Scene three of The Education of My Stepson 5 starts in true soap-opera fashion, with Dee Williams wailing to her husband about their inability to conceive a child. Little do they know that their adopted son has overheard it all! “Is there any way that I can help?” he asks innocently. (Juan El Caballo Loco‘s wide-eyed sincerity as the son aids the movie’s authenticity considerably.) They hatch an outlandish scheme to let the adopted son impregnate mom, who puts forth such helpful bits of advice as “All of your cum, every drop of it, needs to end up in my pussy.” (Indeed, she stuffs a stray drop back into her vagina after Loco’s doesn’t deliver the full load, as it were, into the right spot!) In a nice visual touch, Dee Williams leaves her pearls on the entire time, giving her the regal air of a true family matriarch!

Angela White’s “evil curves”

Just what exactly is an “evil curve,” anyway? What makes a curve good or evil? We’ll leave that one to the philosophers of the world, but we’ll willing to venture any Evil Angel scene starring the redoubtable Angela White is an absolute good. White is as indefatigable as ever, taking everything that’s tossed in her direction, plus much more. At one point in this scene, she finds herself flipped upside down on a couch, with her mouth pulled open by Chris Diamond‘s hands so that she can take the full girth of his thick dick with better ease. Such tricky choreography would probably tire the average person in no time, but White cannot be stopped! If her curves are “evil,” we’re quite simply not interested in “good.”

Gia Demarco: slutty anal MILF

Anal sex is a frequent theme here in “Best Porn Scenes,” and this week we’re wrapping things up with two epic anal sequences. Leggy, lean, and lovely, Gia DiMarco has met her match in Logan Long‘s massive meat stick. It’s obvious from the hungry look in her eyes that she is eager to take him on, without the slightest hint of intimidation at his staggering size. If anything, it’s Logan who seems overwhelmed at times, as Gia smothers him in her unrelenting chorus of moans and unbridled sexual energy. Logan gathers himself together to wrap things up with a perfectly delivered cumshot directly into Gia’s mouth.

Jiggle that perfect ass

When featured star Kokohontas (props for an undeniably creative name) jiggles her butt in the opening minutes of this scene from Black Anal Hookers, she means business. Her jiggle game is so good, you’ll think that an earthquake must have been impacting the room she was in. But nope, this is simply a glorious combination of her beautiful bod and her perfect rhythm. Her co-star certainly seems to appreciate it, too, based on the epic anal reaming he delivers shortly thereafter!

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