Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Jun. 28)

Pink hair, the smell of sex, washboard abs, stiletto heels . . . an eclectic array of details add up to the glorious total of this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes”! (Browse the “Best Porn Scenes” archives here. Seven hot scenes week in and week out!)

The smell of sex

Love is Blind takes the unique approach of tackling sex through each of the five senses. Smell seems it would be tremendously difficult to represent on film, but JoyBear is known for its embrace of challenges. In this segment, a lustful couple introduces us to their olfactory obsession: they enjoy having sex on their bed over and over, all without ever washing the sheets. The vestigial aromas of their passion just make them hornier and hornier! Yes, on the surface, this sounds more gross than it does erotic, but never underestimate JoyBear’s capacity to find sexiness where others would fear to tread. 

Ryan Mclane’s sexy threesome

While many straight male porn fans might pay little heed to the male performer in boy/girl/girl threesome scenes, they’d do well to pay attention to Ryan Mclane‘s contribution to this one. His charming presence anchors the scene, helping everything flow with effortless grace. (And while a fair number of male pornstars these days are rocking something approximating the “Dad bod,” Mclane possesses the build of a legit athlete!) As he enters the room, Aidra Fox and Emily Willis are making out on the bed. Mclane watches for a bit, mesmerized, but it won’t be very long before he’s joining in! While this ending scene is part of a larger narrative, it can definitely be enjoyed on its own merits as a memorable standalone threesome.   

In the Foxxx’s den

Sometimes, there’s something to be said for embracing the mess. (Just ask the couple in the JoyBear scene featured above!) Sex can be a gloriously sloppy affair, of course, and sometimes that’s part of the fun of it. When you’re tremendously aroused, concerns such as tidiness often seem considerably less important. For example, the beautiful, bewitching Ana Foxxx spends a large portion of the foreplay section of this scene with a big slop of Isiah Maxwell‘s spit dribbling off her chin. (He kisses her passionately after an enthusiastic round of oral sex and rimming.) Foxxx loves it (“Look at you,” she coos), and so do we . . . it’s thrilling to see such blazing intimacy presented so directly and candidly onscreen. (And really, we’ll watch Foxxx anytime, anywhere!)

Brandi Love’s therapy session

Brandi Love has the confident bearing of a successful businesswoman. (Perhaps that’s because she is, in fact, a successful businesswoman.) Maybe that’s why it’s always interesting to see her in a scenario where the power valences are switched, and her character is coaxed into an unexpected but delightful affair. That’s what happens in Mommy’s Daughter 4, as Love finds herself grudgingly attending a therapy session conducted by her stepdaughter Paige Owens (who has newly gained her therapy certification). As the session progresses, the sexual tension grows, and as one thing leads to another, it’s not long before Owens is literally sitting on Love’s face. We’re not sure what methodology Owens follows, but it certainly seems to be effective!

Stilettos and sex

Would you rub your dick up against a stiletto? If it were a stiletto heel, you certainly would, particularly if said heels were worn by Evelyn Claire. Tyler Nixon is only too pleased to indulge Evelyn’s foot-play, but that’s only the beginning. The stiletto heels seem to give Claire an extra boost in confidence, as she rises taller still than her 5-foot, 7-inch frame. The color scheme the scene takes place in matches Clarie’s lingerie, making the environment seem like her personal playground. Claire’s heels remain on for the entire scene, as Nixon covers her shoes in cum and Evelyn licks it all up.

Getting Katie Morgan’s engine running

Katie Morgan has been around long enough for a few retirements and a few comebacks, but she hasn’t lost her spark! This time, she’s experiencing some car troubles. While she’s eager to do some off-roading, her pesky vehicle is making a “bang, bang” noise. Said banging should be considered an omen for things to come, because once sexy mechanic Danny Mountain (dashing even in a classic workin’-man jumper) arrives, the car woes will soon become secondary to porn’s own variety of bangin’. They’re so taken with each other, in fact, that they do it right there on the hard cement in front of the car. Because when the mood strikes, really, who can resist?

Pretty in pink

The movie Bram Stoker’s Dracula had costumes so elaborate and evocative, some observers noted that they almost overwhelmed the movie. The details of the costumes attracted so much attention, and suggested the setting and place so perfectly, that it was sometimes hard to think of anything else. Sometimes a hairstyle can be just as compelling! Mia Evans‘s pink wig in this Team Skeet scene screams out like a loud siren, attracting your attention at every moment. It helps the scene to burst with personality and flavor . . . and burst is just about what Mila does once she’s filled with cum in this creampie scene to wrap up this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes.”

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