Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (May 3)

What happens when a beautiful MILF gets stuck under a bed? Or what about when a gorgeous but naive beauty stops by the headquarters of one of porn’s most famous brands? Find out in this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes,” featuring a scene for every day of the week.

Steve Holmes meets Gabbie’s perfect boobs

Sunday calls for a little worship, don’t you think? The liturgy this week will be led by Gabbie Carter, surely a high priestess in the church of big-titty bliss if there ever was one. “You could crush a skull with those,” muses director Jules Jordan as he stares at Gabbie’s beautiful bod. “Or a watermelon,” giggles Gabbie in return. “This I could watch all day,” Jordan says as Carter jiggles her boobs, and we think you’ll agree. Carter, now boasting a new brunette look, certainly crushes it in this scene, which finds her paired with the venerable Steve Holmes, who embodies her fixation on older men (“They’re so sexy!”).

Valentina & Ivy’s anal playtime

The tease segment lingers on the ultimate payload the overall scene will provide: two amazing asses! That is to say, those of Valentina Nappi and Ivy LeBelle, who stand side by side and jut their revelatory rumps straight into the camera’s adoring gaze. Valentina licks her chops as if she’s about to dig into a juicy, plump steak . . . and in some metaphorical sense, she is! You have to admire some of the agile moves they display here, including a moment when Ivy uses her feet to jiggle Valentina’s boobs while Valentina hungrily snacks on Ivy’s snatch. And that’s just the warmup, as it won’t be too long before they break out the toys to provide the anal fun the movie’s title promises.

The opening of “Three”

Like all Kayden Kross Deeper movies, Three is best enjoyed as a full-length feature, but this opening scene certainly does boast pleasures all its own. (And it will likely whet your appetite to view the full movie.) “Your nerves are all tingled. The only way to enjoy it is to let go,” says Gianna Dior as she attempts to get Vina Sky in the mood. Markus Dupree watches silently, sitting in a nearby chair. Dior blindfolds Vina and has her lie naked and supine on a bed. She then delicately applies ice cubes in a skillful manner that puts the similar scene in 9 1/12 Weeks to utter shame! Candle wax is next, and before long, good ol’ Markus won’t just be sitting by! Kross is wonderfully talented at setting a sinister mood while never dimming the pure sex appeal of the scenarios and actors she works with.

Cream teen threesome

“Do you want to spot me now?” In a workout involving two mischievous 18+ teens, these words can carry a naughty double meaning, particularly if the exercise in question involves squats. After admiring each other’s amazing booties, Ashley Red and Kay Carter head back inside for a little heart-to-heart chat. Ashley isn’t sure how to tell her new boyfriend that she has a bisexual buddy (Carter). Discussing such matters puts the duo in the mood, and they quickly transition from conversation to copulation! After about 20 minutes of girl-on-girl fun, the boyfriend interrupts their tryst . . . but thankfully, he is not bothered one bit! In fact, he’s only too happy to join in. “That’s deep in that hole!” the boyfriend comments as he watches his load leak back out of Carter’s vag. Indeed!

Cory Chase gets stuck

While we’re not sure if the famous “Jodi West gets stuck under a bed” movie was the first scene in what has become a surprisingly robust mini-niche, it did seem to set the basic formula in place. Cory Chase, another popular MILF, carries it forward into the Taboo Heat brand as she finds herself getting lodged under a bed while trying to clean the floor. (Chase’s underrated acting skills do a nice job of selling the intractability of her predicament.) Stepson Luke Longly hears Chase’s screeches for help, but he can’t get the bed to lift up from its spot. His next attempt involves whipping out his dick and trying to wrench Chase out from the bed with some strategic thrusting. “I’m trying to help you!” he says. “That is not helping!” Chase yelps. Admittedly, it’s all a little strange, but Chase and Longly carry the day, and it makes for a quirky midweek change of pace for your porn lineup.

Hanna Hays: nympho

Just where does Mike Adriano find this never-ending stream of nymphomaniacs? Is there a farm cranking them out somewhere? If so, we need to find out what is in the water there, and order a full supply! Hannah Hays, with her cute smile and demure demeanor, claims that she can seldom remember names but always remembers faces. She’s unlikely to forget Adriano’s name, face, or dick anytime soon, after the hardcore throttling she receives in this memorable sequence from Adriano’s signature series.

Blacked “Swann”

“I can’t believe I have two big black cocks in my face!” Naomi Swann‘s character strolls into the Blacked headquarters as a fan and ends up walking out as a new porn starlet. The scene features a fun setup, in which Blacked’s supposed corporate offices are shown, including appearances by Prince Yahshua and Jason Luv in the roles of high-powered execs. When Swamm admits she’s never sampled BBC before, Luv can’t resist whipping out the genuine article and showing her what she’s been missing. To say she’s swept away by it is an understatement, as evidenced by the moment of blissful exhortation captured in the screenshot below!

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