Best Porn Scenes of the Week: Get In and Get Off (Mar. 15)

In all likelihood, given the latest headlines, you’ll be spending a lot of the coming week inside. Conquer the inevitable restlessness with the week’s rundown of best porn scenes (one for every day of the week)! Soak yourself on Sunday, enjoy fantasies with MILFs and lesbians as the week progresses, and wrap things up with a threesome from one of porn’s top studios. (Don’t forget to check out previous editions of “Best Porn Scenes” here.)

It’s squirting time

We have to wonder if Mason, director of the Squirt For Me series, enters the sets for the films equipped with galoshes and high-quality raincoat. To get the squirt-heavy closeups seen in this scene starring Lisey Sweet, you would definitely require some measure of protection for the coming flood! But that’s a sacrifice Mason is willing to make, and the result is the sort of sequence that will kick off the week in grand style for fans of porn squirting.

A different kind of therapy

“Take off your skirt.” Vina Sky can’t quite believe what she’s hearing her therapist say. After having discussed some of her deepest feelings of romantic longing, Vina was hardly expecting therapist Dani Jensen to pivot to a lewd proposition. In the real world, you’d lose your license, but in the porn world, the only things that get lost are every scrap of clothing . . . in a hurry, too! Dani gives Vina’s booty the pious worship it demands, luxuriating in its shape, beauty, and even taste. The shadowy lighting of the scene lends the whole affair an air of mystery and excitement, like a neo-noir movie that has suddenly turned sexy.

India Summer’s sexy “watch party”

“My feelings for him have changed, and I feel like his have, too. It’s like we’re both just dancing around the inevitable.” We all know exactly what the “inevitable” will be once we hear India Summer describe her tension-filled relationship with her stepson (Chad White), but MissaX always finds interesting ways to arrive at that point. Watching Porn with India is more full-on movie than it is a simple scene, building the sexual chemistry between India and Chad as their conversation turns to the subject of sexy older women. She suggests watching a DVD together (“Who still watches DVDs?” he muses), not realizing that the movie in question will be an adult feature. As they comment on the action in the DVD, both become aroused, and the “inevitable” India mentioned at the outset becomes a reality. It’s a quirky premise, but MissaX pulls it off with typical aplomb.

Get fit with Khloe Kay

Trans star Khloe Kay is a fitness instructor who makes house calls . . . a good thing, too, since the sort of exercises she specializes in would get you kicked out of the public gym in double-quick time. Her client in this scene happens to have a fully equipped gym all his own, but before they make use of it, Kay suggests they do some stretches outside in the beautiful weather. The sexual tension mounts as Kay and her client scope each other out. By the time they take it back inside, the workout is poised to escalate to a whole new level of calorie-burning passion.

Cory Chase’s MILF punishment

From a production standpoint, this segment from Taboo Heat is not one of the more elaborate selections in this week’s edition of “Best Porn Scenes,” but that just shows how much you can do with two great performers and a provocative premise. Cory Chase, who rivals Jodi West and Cherie DeVille as a top player in the MILF game, spots a beverage in the fridge that she can’t resist sampling. Unfortunately, it was earmarked for stepson Luke Longly, who is none too pleased to discover that she decided to help herself. Cory’s punishments will include rope, bondage, and a blowjob she wasn’t expecting but won’t soon forget. (The stepson is played by Chase’s real-life partner, adding another dimension to an already enjoyably perverse set-up.)

Creamy delight

While we haven’t launched a scientific survey or even made an official count, we’re willing to guess that Markus Dupree is one of the most frequent male co-stars to find his scenes spotlighted here in “Best Porn Scenes.” Given that the award-winning star recently signed an exclusive contract with Brazzers, fans should take the time to savor his performances for other studios, as Dupree’s future output is likely to be all Brazzers, all the time! Paired with Kendra Spade, Dupree delivers the creampie promised by the title in addition to some voluminous squirting near the outset of the scene (directed by Chris Streams).

Stack ’em high

When it comes to pornography, the term “stacked” is usually a reference to a female performer who has been gifted with an impressive chest. In the case of this particular scene, though, it’s essentially a literal description of the position the stars find themselves at various points: stacked like porno pancakes! Ricky Johnson manages the unusual trick of giving both Katrina Jade and Kissa Sins almost equal, balanced attention as he spreads the satisfaction as far as he does their lovely legs. (Props for the memorable tease sequence, which spotlights Jade and Sins in sexy heels and they clop their way into place for Johnson’s special treatment.)

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