Get In and Get Off: The Seven Best Porn Scenes of the Week (Feb. 23)

Life is busy, right? Adult Empire adds dozens of porn videos and scores of scenes every single week, but not everyone has time to sort through them and find the best of the best. That’s why we’re doing it for you! This weekly digest offers the seven best scenes, available for a la carte purchase. We’ve selected one scene for each day of the week, with content to match the flow of a typical work week, so you’ll find a grand opening on Sunday, some lighter fare early in the week, and then the wildest and craziest scenes marked for Friday and Saturday! Watch them day by day, or, if you’re truly hardcore, binge ’em all in one fell swoop. Get in, get off, and get on with your day!

Michele James’s big naturals

A massage from the curvaceous Michele James to start the week? Sounds like a perfect opener to us! James, a native Ohioan, brings a certain honest, unmediated Midwestern charm to her performance, which aligns nicely with her all-natural look. The scenario is a porn fave: the massage that veers quickly from professional to prurient (despite James’s character’s assurances that she’s been at this for years). As impressive as James’s body is, we’re equally mesmerized by the remarkably perfect triangle landing patch she shows off during the scene. Anyone that deft with a razor is also likely to have ninja-level moves in the bedroom, too, as James demonstrates in the scene.

Alina Lopez learns about the birds & bees

It’s always an awkward moment when parents finally have to tell their children the dreaded “facts of life.” This is particularly true for Alina Lopez, whose birth parents have long since been displaced by her adoptive ones, the lovely Cherie DeVille (the mother) and Sarah Vandella (the “father”). Changes in young Alina’s behavior indicate she’s going through a rebellious period, so Sarah and Cherie decide to administer a spanking to get her back line . . . and it doesn’t stop there! DeVille and Vandella have a lot of fun embodying the matronly mom and stern dad, respectively.

Doubling the fun with Lauren

The scene opens with playful chatter and byplay with Lauren Phillips and Stirling Cooper, who play a couple still in the stage when they absolutely cannot keep their hands off one another. Unable to contain himself, Cooper paws Lauren up several times during the interview segment, hooting slyly, “Can you blame me?” No, indeed not! Nor can we blame him for coaxing Lauren into a double penetration adventure, which is chronicled with all the usual Hustler aplomb.

Mariska’s been naughty

You have to love a star who is so confident of her skills as a performer that she incorporates the letter “X” — with all its incumbent implications of hardcore at its best — into her very name. Such is the case with Mariska X, a Belgian who earns that distinctive final letter with every single scene she shoots. While the scene opens with some plot details relating to the movie’s overall infidelity story, they are not essential to the sequence’s enjoyment. Instead, you can simply bask in the glory of this showcase of Mariska’s skills, ranging from sultry masturbation to an enthusiastic blowjob and more. Oh, and she looks killer in heels, which she leaves on even in the most rambunctious points of the scene’s action.

Trans menage

“Sometimes threesomes can fuck up relationships,” Khloe Kay observes at the beginning of this scene, in a halfhearted attempt to discourage Ella Hollywood from sharing her boyfriend. Sure, sometimes that can happen, but the results in this case just bring everyone closer together . . . literally and figuratively. During a game of pool, Hollywood suggests Kay wake up Ella’s sleeping boyfriend with a blowjob. Kay isn’t sure if Hollywood is serious at first, but Hollywood assures her it’s no joke! The blowjob is only the beginning, of course, and soon legs are akimbo as the ménage unfolds.

A barrel of oil

In the 1970s, an oil embargo resulted in inflation, stagnation, and lines around the block just to get a few gallons of gas. If they could have strolled onto the set of an Evil Angel oil movie, the energy crisis would have ended in a few minutes flat. There’s so much oil on display here, we’re surprised that production assistants didn’t go flying across the floor, like old-time slapstick comedians executing a banana-peel gag. Jane Wilde (soon to be featured in an Evil Angel showcase) and Paige Owens squirt oil far and wide for a fully loaded frolic with Ramon Nomar that leaves all participants drenched, smiling, and very, very happy.

Emily Willis’s training

A few years ago, the NFL’s equipment sponsor introduced new gloves, which would flash the team’s logo when a wide receiver brought his palms together as he was about to make a catch. Emily Willis has a similar accessory in this scene from True Anal Training 4, albeit one with a much more provocative purpose: gape gloves! Yup, when the gape gloves come out, you know you’re in for a scene that’s the hardest of hardcore, and Willis and Mike Adriano do not disappoint.

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