Porn Movie Review: ‘Ministry of Evil’
Editor’s note: The following post was written by Adult Empire reviewer Willy Milano.
Ministry of Evil from Evil Angel Video and writer/director Dana Vespoli looks like a feature film or a movie with Dana Vespoli and Steve Holmes in the lead. Right from the start, the video captured my attention with the quote used by Dana in the introduction, “To have faith is precisely to lose one’s mind so as to win God.” After having a troublesome lifestyle for a long time, Dana found God and became a nun. Sister Silvia is having faith problems, and she talks to Sister Dana, who recommends her to speak with Father Holmes.
Silvia Saige, Steve Holmes, Mick Blue
Sister Silvia goes to confession with Father Holmes, and she confesses that she has lost faith. When she asks for penance, he tries to restore her faith in God by sticking his erection in her mouth as well as Father Blue, haha. They fuck in their “religious clothing” for a long time until they get the nun with the big tetas completely naked (a nun with no bush? haha). Father Holmes stuffs her asshole while she’s blowing Father Blue in the doggy position. She also gets her asshole fucked in reverse cowgirl by Mick.
After a long time, pounding her mouth, pussy, and asshole (no DP though), Sister Silvia receives a double facial from the pervy priests!
Stunning Dana is completely naked when she starts flogging herself in front of a cross. Then, we have pervy schoolgirl Kate Kennedy taking naughty pictures of herself. That’s when Father Holmes catches her sending those pictures to her boyfriend.
Kate Kennedy, Steve Holmes, Ramon Nomar, John Strong
Sizzling hot schoolgirl is ashamed when she notices that Father Holmes got a raging hard-on for looking at her pervy pictures. His logic is “since you cause it, you have to solve it” and makes her give him a blowjob, a great one! He bends her over to spank her yummy ass, and then, he sticks his erection in her wet pussy. Father Holmes calls Father Nomar and Father Strong to punish Kate for her pervy pictures. They enjoy pounding her pussy and mouth, and she does a great job with her hands too.
Father Nomar enters her asshole in reverse cowgirl position while she’s giving handjobs and BJ fun to the other two Fathers. Kate goes for double penetration thanks to Father Strong, who fucks her pussy while Father Nomar was fucking her asshole. Father Holmes also takes turns at her pussy while she blows Father Strong. The schoolgirl spent a lot of time receiving double penetration from two guys while giving head to the third! She gets a massive facial from the horny clergymen. Note: The DVD I received interrupts Kate’s facial to add the introduction the movie never got at first. What’s with the edition? That sucked and cut the arousing flow the movie had so far!
Dana Vespoli, Victoria Voxxx, Julia Ann, Steve Holmes
Sister Dana goes to confession with Father Holmes and reveals that she’s got desires, and the Father asks her to bring it to help Sister Victoria and exorcise her. Sister Victoria merely is delicious, and she’s got a severe case of horniness! Sister Julie is there to assist, and soon, the two nuns and Father Holmes are practicing an exorcise on the stunningly hot nurse!
Victoria gets skull-fucked while her face’s up, and she also starts scissoring and receives oral sex from Sister Julia as Sister Dana throws Holy water at them. Father Holmes gets deep inside Sister Victoria’s throat, and then, inside her pussy. Sister Julia gets her pussy eaten passionately by the evil entity while Sister Dana just watches. There’s fantastic interaction in this threesome, but Steve and Julia never fucked. Victoria gets a nice facial thanks to Sister Julia’s handjob effort on Father Holmes.
Riley Steele, Dana Vespoli, Markus Dupree
Naughty schoolgirl Riley tells Sister Dana in detention that she doesn’t believe in God so, Dana takes her to Father Markus for help. They want to restore her faith in God with Father Dupree’s erection, and he fucks her mouth enthusiastically. Sister Dana changes into a sexier nun outfit and gets the schoolgirl ready for Father Dupree after giving him a blowjob.
Markus impales the blonde schoolgirl in the asshole while the blonde girl gives oral sex to the nun. Sister Dana also gets sodomized in a couple of different positions. He stacks them in the doggy position with Dana on top of Riley; Markus continues ramming their asshole while they’re like that. There’s a lot of ass-to-mouth and anal sex for both women in different poses. The clergyman gives them a perfect facial, and they suck his cock clean.
Extras include (DVD only): Behind the Scenes (4+ min.), Cumshot Recap (4+ min.), Photo Gallery (4+ min.), 3 Trailers, Spam.
Overall:
Ministry of Evil from Evil Angel Video and writer/director Dana Vespoli is an excellent movie for fans of extremely perverted porn. I’m a very perverted individual, and it has been a while since a film touched my pervy bone in such a way. The movie is fantastic, Dana and Steve Holmes were terrific as Father Holmes and Sister Dana. They acted excellently, and their sexual performances were very intense.
I loved the entire movie, and I really loved the devil’s threesome between Mick, Steve, and Kate Kennedy. Still, because of the edition gaffe from Danny Wilde in that scene, I decided for the scene featuring Julia Ann, Victoria Voxxx, and Steve Holmes. If you’re easily offended and very religious, don’t watch this movie. If you’re a die-hard pervert, this movie is at least a must-watch flick!
