Take Your Toys On Vacation!

Summer’s here and most people are packing for vacation! Whether you’re setting sail on a cruise, flying to a foreign land or staying in the USA, vacation should be all about relaxation, adventure and pleasure! Regardless of whether your trip is business or personal, it’s good to blow off some steam with self-love. It can be difficult to try and pack, and you might be a little cautious to pack toys for fear that they may be discovered during baggage checks — who really wants strangers to see your toys? To help you out we put together a list of some toys that would be great to pack for vacation that don’t draw attention to themselves.

For Men


The hottest toys for men consist of strokers and masturbation aids. While you may not want to pack your anatomically correct stroker, there are some that will provide you with unrivaled pleasure while being discreet!

VerSpanken: Waves


This toy is an innovative take on the classic stroker. While it may be small, it is incredibly versatile. This product snaps open and shut and can be used for solo or couples play in a wide range of techniques. It’s small enough to fit into your toiletries bag but definitely packs a punch. It comes in three different styles and even has a funny video with instructions on how to use and clean this product!


Fleshlight Pink Lady Original Value Pack


Almost everyone has heard of Fleshlight; it’s like the Cadillac of men’s toys! They come in several different models and even come molded after your favorite stars! This is a basic model but includes everything you need to use and care for your Fleshlight, even a locking mount that you can use in the shower and other hard surfaces! It includes a cap that covers the opening to help keep it fresh and unexposed to the outside world.


Pipedream Extreme Toyz: Rechargeable Roto-Bator Ass


I found this toy to look easily concealable. While it may not be as small as some toys, it looks like it could be mistaken for a fancy portable speaker! It’s rechargeable and comes in two other options, and it features nine patterns to choose from to help you relieve that jet lag!


Fleshlight – Quickshot – Boost


Another great piece from Fleshlight, this product comes in at only a little over 4 inches and is open ended for fast cleanup. It comes with caps to cover both sides and can easily be packed away with your socks and underwear without drawing attention to itself.

Tenga Egg – Wavy


This next product could almost be mistaken for an Easter egg and gives you the amazing feeling of oral sex! This product comes in a hardshell egg and includes a packet of lube enough for one use. This super-stretchy silicone toy comes in a variety of interior ribs for everyone. While marketed for one-time use, with proper cleaning and care it could be used multiple times.

For Women


When you think of toys made for women you typically think of large dildos and flashy vibrators, but it doesn’t have to be a large toy so get you off. Smaller toys are becoming extremely popular as some have a stronger motor than larger toys. Here are some smaller toys just for you!

Satisfyer Partner Multifun 2 – Pink


While this toy may have an odd appearance, it is less intense than packing your handy dildo in your bag. You could easily pack this in a small bag and stash it away with your undergarments. This toy has so many functions it can be used for solo play for men and women or used with a partner. It’s rechargeable and contains three motors that offer 10 different vibration sensations and rhythms.


I Rub My Duckie 2.0 Classic Edition – Pink


This toy resembles your rubber duckie, but this is no child’s toy! It comes equipped with seven vibration modes and is 100% waterproof, so take it in the tub to unwind after a long flight. This is sure to fool anyone with its cute appearance of the iconic bath toy!


Icicles No. 42


Who says you shouldn’t exercise on vacation? We don’t mean hitting the gym, these discreet Ben-Wa balls not only provide an amazing sensation but also help strengthen your pelvic floor for muscle control and stronger orgasms!


Inmi Shegasm Pro


When you think of toys for women you typically think of vibrators and dildos. Well, this new toy will change how you see toys! This item is designed to provide suction to your clitoris for an amazing orgasm. This model features three different ends and 10 enticing patterns to blow your mind! It almost resembles one of those pore vacuums and can be packed away with your shower items.


Love Stick Discreet Lipstick Vibrator


This toy can put placed right inside your makeup bag and no one would notice the difference. Coming in at a little over 3 inches long its end hits all the rights spots and it’s waterproof so you can bring it in the tub!

Couples & Other Must Haves


Taking a trip with your sweetheart? Check out these sexy products to spice things up.


Cosmo’s Sexy Sutra: 101 Epic Sex Positions


Heading off on your honeymoon or just a weekend away? What better time to spice things up and add some heat to the bedroom! This book features 101 new positions for you and your partner to explore!


Good Clean Love – Consensual Essentials Gift Set


Don’t forget to pack protection! This little kit includes two condoms, two post refresh wipes, lube samples and three aromatherapy oils to take you to another level of passion!


Goodhead Deep Throat To Go Oral Anesthetic Spray – Blue Raspberry


Looking to blow his mind with some oral but need a little help? This spray is small and can easily be mistaken for breath spray and comes in blue raspberry and wild watermelon!


HighOnLove: Massage Oil – Strawberry & Champagne – 4oz


What better way to set the mood than a massage? This oil has a silky texture that won’t get tacky and has a great strawberries-and-champagne taste so you can rub and lick it off of each other all night!


Wet Desserts Warming Water Based Chocolate Chip Flavored Lubricant – 3oz.


You finished dinner, now head back to your room for some dessert. This water-based lubricant tastes just like a chocolate chip cookie and warms up on touch! Add this before oral and turn your partner into a snack; it’s also sugar free!


HighOnLove: Chocolate Body Paint – 3.4oz


Ever fantasized about painting your partner with chocolate? Well, your dreams can now be a reality! This body paint is 100% natural, vegan and comes in a heart-shaped bottle that could be mistaken for a fragrance bottle!

Love To Love: Secret Box – Black


Looking to go the extra mile to keep your toys from prying eyes? Or maybe you’re scared of them being lost when going through baggage handling. This box is big enough to fit all of your toys and accessories and even comes with a coded pad lock to keep other out. Pack it in your suitcase or even in your carry on.

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