Porn Movie Review: ‘Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades’ (5/5 Stars)
Editor’s note: The following post was written by Adult Empire reviewer Willy Milano.
Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades from Jules Jordan Video and director/performer Jules Jordan is a movie that I think it’s a hit right from the start. I mean, come on, let’s be honest, if you’re not attracted already to Lana Rhoades you have a big problem, haha. The girl’s got amazing eyes, a beautiful smile, yummy tits, and a lush booty that I would bury my face into if given a chance! Anyway, we still need to find out if the movie is worth your time and bucks with this review!
Lana Rhoades, Steve Holmes, Markus Dupree
The movie opens up with a devil’s triangle, but before, we get to watch gorgeous Lana in a sexy outdoors tease by the pool! After a brief conversation with the director, Lana gets her pussy and mouth stuffed with cock by Markus and Steve (respectively). She blows them and the trio head indoors to keep the action going, but before crossing the door, she jerks them off simultaneously.
Steve gives her oral sex while she’s in doggy position blowing Markus, then, she gets fucked from both ends! Markus fucks her asshole first, and soon, she goes for double penetration in cowgirl position! The guys DP her in positions like standing up, reverse cowgirl, and the screws. The guys enjoy taking turns at her asshole, and she pleases them with ass-to-mouth fun! She gets a big anal creampie from both guys!
Lana Rhoades, Marley Brinx, Jules Jordan
Both hotties start the scene with girl-on-girl fun in the bathroom; they make out passionately and enjoy slowly caressing each other’s body. Marley gets blindfolded, and Lana guides her to the outdoors, but Lana also enjoys the blindfolded girl’s body more before taking her to the bedroom in which Jules is anxiously waiting for them!
Marley sucks cock first, and then, the girls share his pink pecker. Later, the guest focus on pleasing the showcase girl by caressing her and Marley gives her oral sex. Jules fucks Lana in missionary position first, and then, they spoon while Lana gives oral to Marley. The girls also ride the man, Marley impales herself in his dick while Lana rides his face like there’s no tomorrow (later they switch positions)! This FFM threesome was very interactive, and the girls get a facial to finish!
Lana Rhoades, Dredd
The gorgeous girl teases us with her goodies while wearing a sexy bikini, and simultaneously having a conversation outdoors with director Jules Jordan. She ends up completely naked, masturbating briefly and showing us her amazing asshole while twerking. Indoors, Dredd is waiting for her, and the naked girl talks dirty to the ma while jerking him off and blowing him nicely.
She impales herself first in the cowgirl position, and she isn’t able to fit the entire thing inside of her (at first). The sizzling hot woman gets her asshole rammed in cowgirl position too, and she gives him ass-to-mouth as a prize for making her cum! Dredd continues ramming her asshole with BBC in other positions like reverse cowgirl, spooning, cowgirl, missionary, and doggy style. She enjoys gaping for us during sex breaks, and Dredd gives her a nice facial.
Lana Rhoades, Stephanie West, Jules Jordan
Gorgeous Lana brought stunning Stephanie for Jules pleasure, and she’s going for her very first anal with the director. Both girls are already wearing a butt plug to prepare their assholes for Jules’ cock. The girls enjoy teasing us with a strawberry and whipped cream on their naughty areas. Later, they use a dildo with whipped cream to lick it and stretch Stephanie’s pussy while Lana talks dirty to the camera. Jules joins the action, and the girls cover his dick with whipped cream to blow him like there’s no tomorrow!
Later, they enjoy playing with each other and Lana eats Stephanie’s asshole intensely before Jules plays and eats their booties while they’re in doggy position. Jules fucks Stephanie first while Lana uses a dildo inside her pussy; Lana gets her asshole rammed next, and Stephanie provides ass-to-mouth for them! Lana rides his face while Stephanie blows him, and then, they share his cock with a BJ before Jules thrusts Stephanie’s virgin asshole while spooning. There’s more anal for both girls, and even a 69 between the girls while Jules fucks Stephanie’s pussy. Lana ends up with an anal creampie and Stephanie catches some of the jizz that drips out with her mouth!!
Lana Rhoades, Steve Holmes
The stunning Goddess is in the bathroom getting ready for her next scene when Jules shows up to have a dirty conversation with the hottie. Jules and Steve briefly talk before Lana shows up ready to please the “older man” with her body. Lana gets her asshole sniffed and licked, and soon, she’s on her knees blowing his hard-on enthusiastically while looking at the camera!
Lana shows her pink box to Steve, and he gets very passionate licking it before fucking it in the missionary position. He gives her more intense oral sex and she jerks him off before tit-fucking the man. They also fuck in positions like missionary (again), cowgirl, doggy style, and spooning. They also perform a 69, and she smothers his face with her delicious booty (lucky guy!).
Extras include: Behind the Scenes (5+ min.), Cumshot Recap (6+ min.), Photo Gallery (5+ min.), 5 Trailers, Cast List, Filmographies, Spam.
Overall:
Ultimate Fuck Toy: Lana Rhoades from Jules Jordan Video and director/performer Jules Jordan is no surprise at all because it’s nasty and arousing as fuck. I would have preferred a different order of scenes to keep myself aroused; my order would have been: Steve Holmes, Dredd, the threesome with Marley Brinx, the threesome with Stephanie West, and the devil’s triangle (DP).
That would have been optimal for the best nastiness level! Still, the movie was very hot, and you can try my scene’s order to enjoy it to the max when you buy it, because yes, this movie is a must-buy porno!
