Ahh! ‘Tis the season to start counting down the days till the holidays. You have to get gifts in order, decorate the house, and plan what the hell you’re going to feed the family, or least pick out what cheap bottle of wine you can snag to not show up at someone’s house empty handed. Well, although it’s the season of giving, why not give yourself some sexual pleasure while sticking to the theme of the holidays. Here are 12 holiday themed sex positions that will help you de-stress from all the running around and help give you that perfect festive orgasm.

1. Santa’s Good Little Helper

Sometimes you have to put the baking and toy making aside and get down to some oral action. Add a flavored lubricant to make this even a sweeter experience for you or your partner.

How to do it: Sit with your legs spread and your partner kneeling in front of you. This one really puts them in control, but feel free to suggest the technique you like best. Grab your partner’s Santa hat and direct them on where you want to lick. Bonus: Sit on a swivel chair so he can turn it left and right mid-action.

2. Chestnuts by the Fire

What man doesn’t love his sack catered to, as well as the warmth of a fire on a cold winters night? While the stockings hang from the mantle, and the yule log is crackling, tend to your man’s candy cane!

How to do it: Lure your fella over to the fire, drop to your knees and being to give him oral sex. Make sure to focus on his testicles as the fire warms you both. Use some BJ blast or Good Head Deep Throat Gel to make the blow job even more fun with a bit of sensation. Don’t forget, thermal toys are a nice add when done with this foreplay. Heating up or cooling down a toy can really get you in the winter mood…and get you off!

3. Lazy Santa

Sometimes after decorating and checking his list twice for naughty individuals, Santa gets a little lazy. Help him out by being a good Mrs. Claus and ride his sleigh.

How to do it: Have your partner sit against the wall or headboard with legs outstretched. Straddle their legs and slowly lower yourself down, keeping your feet flat on the bed, floor, in the bathtub…get creative. With this move, there’s minimal thrusting, more bobbing up and down, plus lots of eye contact so you can concentrate on keeping things quiet for a more relaxing time before Santa goes on his big gift giving trip. A wedge pillow is good for this position so your partner can be propped up a little more for even deeper penetration. Since breasts will be more exposed, nipple stimulation cream will add an added sensation to your playtime.

4. Snow Skiing Delight

Taking a ride on the slopes through the snow can certainly put in the winter mood, but replacing those ski poles with your partner’s legs in the bedroom will make you see the Christmas lights even brighter.

How to do it: Have your partner on their back with a position tool or pillow under their lower back, raising their hips in the air. Get between their raised legs and penetrate as if you were preforming missionary. Grip the legs for balance, and with your partners hips raised in the air a bit, you will be able to go deeper than before. Squeeze their legs together to get an even tighter experience. Be king of the slopes!

5. Reindeer Style

Imagine your partner is one of Santa’s sleigh pullers and give them a test drive!

How to do it: Very similar to doggy style, where the guy is behind the girl, but tie in a collar or bit for the full reindeer effect. Perfect way test out a fetish for the holidays!

6. Snow Angel

When you get the chance to fall backwards into a pile of snow and take in the beauty of it all, it’s always tempting to spread your legs apart and your arms out wide and make that perfect snow angle. But did you ever make a snow angle in the bedroom?

How to do it: Get some restraints, preferably under the bed restraints or a spreader bar, and be wide spread for your partner to do whatever they please. Just make sure to put a big red bow on your naked body, because this is surely a priceless position/gift to offer up to your lover.

7. Jingle Balls

Hanging bells around the house during the holiday season can really get you in the gift giving mood when you hear them jingle. Hanging jingle balls in the bedroom will just ensure some extra pleasure when your Mrs. Claus attends to them.

How to do it: Have your partner sit on you in reverse cowgirl position. With jingle balls, the lady treats the ball sack underneath her to some gently rubs. Unlike bells, there should be very little jingling involved, just pleasure moans from your partner. To ramp up this position, wear a cock ring that vibrates to ensure your dick stays rock hard. To have even more pleasure, give your partner a clit toy to use while she rides. Fondling you with one hand and pleasing herself with the other.

8. Snow Skiing Delight

Taking a ride on the slopes through the snow can certainly put in the winter mood, but replacing those ski poles with your partner’s legs in the bedroom will make you see the Christmas lights even brighter.

How to do it: Have your partner on their back with a position tool or pillow under their lower back, raising their hips in the air. Get between their raised legs and penetrate as if you were preforming missionary. Grip the legs for balance, and with your partners hips raised in the air a bit, you will be able to go deeper than before. Squeeze their legs together to get an even tighter experience. Be king of the slopes!

9. Stocking Stuffer

Maybe your Kris Kringle has a stocking fetish. What girl doesn’t feel extra sexy with some thigh highs on and a garter belt whenever getting into some sexy action? Show him that being on the naughty list from time to time isn’t such a bad thing!

How to do it: Either leave out a gift box with just stockings and a note for your partner to put them on and surprise you whenever they are feeling frisky, or get yourself some red festive lingerie and have him watch you put it on before you get your stocking stuffed. Wear the stockings while in action, and only the stockings. This will be a sure bet to not receive coal on Christmas day.

10. Frosting the Snowman

A simple outside quickie. This will help you and your partner get away from a house full of family where you can have a fast romp amongst the snow and lights.

How to do it: Tell your relatives you’re going outside to build a snowman with your partner, preferably after everyone just ate and are feeling lethargic so they won’t want to join as well. Go out, find a good spot and do your quickie. To keep things warm while there’s a chill in the air, try some warming lubricant to add warmth where it counts! Just make sure the neighbors aren’t watching . . . unless you’re into that.

11. The Caroler’s Candle

You hear a knock at the door, and no, it isn’t the crazy neighbor trying to bring you some spiked eggnog, but rather carolers. Listen to a tune, but ask them if you can borrow one of their candles and send them on their way.

How to do it: Don’t really use one of the caroler’s candles, but instead, get yourself a massage candle. You can allow the seductive scents to set the mood and enjoy each other next to the Christmas tree with the glow of the lights and the candles flame. These candles are usually soy-based wax which melts into massage oil that won’t harden up in the blink of an eye like a normal candle. The wax stays liquefied for about 30 minutes, giving you plenty of time to rub each other down as a great form of foreplay. These candles are also rich in vitamin E to leave skin soft, nourished, and rejuvenated. Sprinkle some spice scented pine cones around for extra effect.

12. Sitting on Santa’s Lap

There’s nothing like a good tease, so give back to Santa this season and let him have a little taste of what he’ll be getting when he gets back from his long gift giving. There’s a good chance there will be no wait and you’ll just move on to sex, but hell, no reason to complain about that!

How to do it: Sit back. If the receiver, put on some holiday music, and let the lap dance ensue! If you’re the lap dance giver, straddle the receiver while wearing something that makes you feel confident…or nothing at all! Let them fondle you as you gyrate and shake to the music, grinding on them as much as possible for teasing delight. You can even put on some pasties or even a mask to make things more fun. Have your partner run a candy cane on your body to let you know what area he wants you to shake more for his pleasure. Don’t forget to use your most breathy whisper to tell them what you really want to find under the tree on December 25th.

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Last Tip…

We like to think that elves make ALL toys, not just trains and dolls. Be naughty elves and find ways possible to pull out your toy chest and please each other. Designate a night to all sex toy play! No matter what position yourself in, find a way to incorporate a toy. Play a game as a form of foreplay. Use a stroker on him or a mini vibrator on her while preforming oral. Don’t forget prostate toys for him and g-spot toys for her. Maybe this could even be your night to test out something new together that you’ve never dabbled in before, which is a great time to purchase kits since they have an array of items to test out for one low cost. The pleasure possibilities are endless, and why not share those pleasure together as a couple. Just don’t forget to wear your Santa hats!

As always, don’t forget, wet safe sex is great sex. This holiday season, be sure to wrap up his present and lube it up by shopping our condom and lubricant sections.

Happy Holidays!

Featured image: Isabella De Santos in Dirty Santa