The Plot Thickens: A ‘Fairy Tale’ Handjob
“The Plot Thickens” is a continuing series of AE blog posts where we take a look at porn’s most entertaining, corny, and/or bizarre plotlines and sequences. (See previous installments here.)
Ever had a really weird sex dream? The disjointed nature of our dream life, combined with an unchecked current of desire that flows once we fall asleep, creates some very odd images. (Stay tuned to Adult Empire’s YouTube channel for a mashup of pornstars discussing their weirdest-ever dreams!) Fairy Tale, a 2010 Stormy Daniels hit from Wicked Pictures, features plenty of imagery that seems like it could have been ripped from one of your strangest sex dreams.
Case in point? This unusual and ultimately humorous scene from the middle portion of the movie. The film’s plot finds Eric Masterson on the receiving end of a crush from a mischievous fairy (played with impish charm by a green-screened Kaylani Lei). Though Eric is happily married to Stormy Daniels’s character, Lei’s spry sprite is bent on stealing him away from her. In one particularly eyebrow-raising gambit, Kaylani sneaks into Eric’s bedroom to pleasure him at night. How exactly does a six-inch pixie manage such a feat? Much in the way you might try to hug a redwood tree, that’s how. Kaylani whips off Eric’s pants (how she manages that part is not fully explained — perhaps it was magic, or a convenient gust of wind?) and wraps her arms around Eric’s penis in a virtual bear hug. Before long, teeny-tiny Kaylani finds herself quite literally drenched in Eric’s cumshot, which must have seemed like a tsunami to a person of Lei’s dimensions. Check out these screenshots:
Well, we told you it was weird, didn’t we? (The movie’s later portions also include a surreal scene where Stormy chases Kaylani around the yard, attempting to squash the fairy with a rake.)
