Wishing, Hoping & Praying

Porn Power Couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld of Teravision, Iron Cross and VH1 reality show fame have announced and confirmed their split. In an official statement they said they will continue to work together as business partners and remain best of friends.

I wanted to take a minute to wish Tera and Evan the best of luck…I hope their breakup really is as amicable as the press is reporting… I pray that Tera returns to her roots and starts fucking guys again…other than YOU Evan! We want you back Tera –we’ve really missed seeing penises going into your legendary vagina. We’ve been really patient – it’s time to reward your fans and explode with a comeback – a fucking vengeance!