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Man Accidentally Pipes Porn Audio Into a Wedding Toast

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Many porn-watchers can probably recall an embarrassing experience when they knocked the earphones out of their phone and inadvertently blared porn sounds to roommates or neighbors. Or opened up a browser tab with a friend nearby only to realize the site last visited was pure porn (Adult Empire, perhaps). Whatever your embarrassing story is, it probably pales in comparison to the woes suffered by a man attending his girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, in a thread from Reddit that was in turn picked up by Fox News.

Somewhere in an unnamed city, presumably in the USA (the man in question understandably kept some details to a minimum), a friend was helping with the A/V aspects of a wedding cermony. At first, all seemed to be going just fine . . . until the time came for the groom’s speech. “This is where it all went horribly wrong… my phone automatically connected to the speaker and started playing what was on my phone last… this happened to be porn from the night before, porn sounds started playing from speaker in front of everyone including the bride’s and groom’s families…” he noted. The thread went on to say that the man’s girlfriend was no longer speaking to him (thus the Reddit thread where he solicited advice on what he should do to get back in her good graces).

Other Redditors offered sympathy and similar stories: “Got into the company vehicle with my coworker, enabled Bluetooth for music and ‘Hot blonde deep throats monster dick’ was played. Bluetooth is a dicey bitch to deal with.”

Moral of the story? Always close that tab! Unless, of course, you want to end up as a cautionary tale on Reddit and Fox News! Porn itself makes frequent use of the “interrupted while watching porn” trope, such as in movie like Sister Stories (Zoey Monroe is interrupted by her stepsister Dillion Harper), Pornstar Therapy 2 (Danny D is banished to clean the bathroom after his wife catches him watching porn), and more, but it seldom results in anything as steamy as in those scenes!

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