The Plot Thickens: The Dildo Lightsaber Battle

“The Plot Thickens” is a continuing series of AE blog posts where we take a look at porn’s most entertaining, corny, and/or bizarre plotlines and sequences. (See previous installments here.)

Everyone has their favorite position. Many people favor doggie, while others like cowgirl. Some are fine with any position, as long as they get to be on top! That’s the battle Sky and her scene partner find themselves in during the opening sequence of Sky’s Day Off, a throwback movie that goes all the way back to the days when porn was still shot on conventional video. As they settle into bed and partake in a particularly corny round of dirty talk, they begin to bicker about who will get to be on top. Sky stops the scene and asks the director what he’d prefer. “You guys decide,” he responds nonchalantly. For Sky and her man, however, this decision is serious business! In a left turn that makes the scene seem like it was pieced together from two entirely different movies, Sky uses powers of telekinesis to seize hold of a nearby dildo, which conveniently houses a Star Wars-style lightsaber. Her scene partner is similarly equipped and suddenly the battle is on! Sky’s Day Off was released in the wake of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, a fact that probably accounts for the presence of this zany non-sequitur of a scene. Even so, you’ll probably have to look a very long time to find a porn scene intro quite like this one!

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