The Ten BJ Commandments from ‘How To Blow! Job’

A good blowjob is an art! Not an art you’d find in the metropolitan museum or in a concert hall, but an art nonetheless. In her new movie How To Blow! Job, Kayden Kross seeks to give some porn-pro advice on how to master this art . . . but this isn’t just your usual subdued, clinical instructional video. Nope, in this movie, Kross combines humor, sexiness, titillation and practical information. “Instructionals are usually so boring and lacking in useful information for me,” Kross told AVN. “I wanted to make something that was actually useful for those who were looking for tips, while at the same time, hot for those just watching for the jerk material.”

As part of this unique movie, Kross dictates “The Ten Blowjob Commandments,” which we now present for your perusal:

1. Thou shalt not drag teeth

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any unpleasant faces

3. Remember the balls, to keep them holy

4. Honor the shaft, and the head

5. Thou shalt not give a dishonest blowjob

6. Thou shalt not use dry friction

7. Thou shall find the right rhythm and build on it

8. Thou shalt not speak

We’re sure you’re wondering where the other two commandments are, but that’s one joke from How To Blow! Job we don’t want to reveal. Watch the movie to see the punchline for that gag . . . and to learn a thing or two about BJs.

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