Ted Cruz Recounts Odd Porn-Watching Story

Politicians rarely mention porn. However, 2016 has been an unpredictable and unusual year, so perhaps it’s not surprising that one presidential hopeful has broken the precedent. At a CNN town hall event, aspiring Republican presidential nominee Ted Cruz recounted an unusual story about watching porn with former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor.

During his time as a Supreme Court law clerk, Cruz was working on a case relating to internet-porn regulations. To prove how easy it is to find adult material on the internet, court librarians turned off the office’s content filters and searched for “cantaloupe” . . . bringing up a roster of XXX results. All this occurred under the watchful eye of now-retired Justice O’Connor: “And Justice O’Connor — I still remember — she leaned forward, and she squinted, and she said, ‘Oh, my!’” Cruz recalled. (We did a web search for “cantaloupe” and it yielded nothing but wholesome cantaloupes. Maybe Ted Cruz uses a different search engine than we do.)

Watch Cruz tell the story here:


(In case you were wondering, searching “cantaloupe” on AdultEmpire.com yields a robust 21 results, including Boob Stravaganza #8 and Lexington Loves Huge White Tits, plus ’90s pornstar Candy Cantaloupes.)

While Cruz apparently doesn’t mind the occasional porn story, he’s less effusive when discussing dildos — Mother Jones recently reported about his unusual crusade to defend a ban on the popularity variety of sex toy.

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