Runner Takes the Hardcore Route

Go long and go hard! One San Francisco runner has turned her exercise routine into an opportunity to create unique Tumblr art, some of it with distinctly XXX themes! Using the Nike+ app, Claire Wyckoff’s routes strategically map out some surprisingly elaborate images, ranging from Ghostbusters‘ Slimer to the classic Atari Space Invader. But as often as not, Wyckoff (whose very name sounds slightly off-color in and of itself) creates images that have a much saucier flavor, including a stripper twirling on a pole and an array of male endowments that would make even a porn veteran blush! (Note the carefully constructed hair on the image, perhaps thanks to coordinated stops at a series of coffee shops or even adult novelty vendors?) Wyckoff’s running commentary on each pic adds to the amusement: “My sister asked me to run-draw her name, but we did her one better: we ran a stripper on a pole” and “This one’s Gandalf cause it’s long and hooded,” among others.

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