Getting Hazed

Allie Haze has been a personal favorite since I first laid eyes on her in Starlets 2010.  In that highly rated and best-selling video, she first appears in a seductive red outfit and struts her stuff outdoors before taking on Mick Blue in a slow-burning boy-girl scene.  Allie is 5’ 7” in height, has brown hair and brown eyes, and epitomizes the girl-next-door look which is perfect for a series like Barely Legal (she appears in #101, by the way) and other college co-ed series (such as Teens Like It Big Vol. 8 and Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Parts 9 and 20).

Still, I had yet to see her truly naughty side until Rocco Siffredi introduced her to Isis Taylor for a dominating threesome in Rocco American Adventures (a real winner of a title) back in 2010.   However, her recent appearances for Evil Angel in Fuck Slaves 5, Gag Reflex and Face Fucking 8 have shown an ever-growing talent, which has recently reached a boiling point in Dana Vespoli’s Fluids.   It’s a basically standard positioning fuck and suck scene (meaning no anal) but Miss Haze radiates more heat and engages in more sexual daring than I’ve ever seen in any of her movies.   Her fuck-mate, incidentally, is Mr. Stephen St. Croix, a guy who was one of the top studs of the 1990s.  (Truth be told, I actually didn’t recognize him until I saw that rather odd-shaped – but nonetheless effective – tool of his.)  Their obvious age difference also adds to the taboo elements flowing in Fluids.

Naturally, wetness is the general theme of remaining four scenes (including a coupling between Dana Vespoli and Johnny Castle, Sheena Slut and Manuel Ferrara, and a lesbian scene between Aiden Starr and Justine Joli).  Once upon a time, being wet meant either a cum facial delivered by a dependable woodsman, or getting squirted by talents like Cytherea (Buttwoman Iz Lauren Phoenix), Fallon (Squirt On The Hunt) or Kaci Starr (Squirt Squad).  Nowadays, porn fans have taken an interest in sexual acts which otherwise have called for a napkin and a bib.

While I can appreciate all things soft and wet (as Formerly Known Artist once sang), the idea of excessive spit and drool leaking everywhere can be a little too much for me.  I recall alternately being completely mesmerized and then being totally grossed out while watching gorgeous Tori Black sharing a mucous-laden threesome with Ariel X and Bobbi Starr in Jay Sinn’s Pretty Sloppy 2.  If you ever wondered what it’s like to whack off and gag at the same time, that movie may do it for you.   Those in need of a less messy Miss Haze are might want to pick up her movies as a former Vivid Girl like Allie Haze: True Sex, I Love Sex and Overnight, or her Elegant Angel appearances in Nerdy Girls, and Remy 2.  You can’t go wrong with any of those titles, which is why I’ve collected them all!